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re: Vacation at a Dude Ranch?

Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:29 am to
Posted by Giantkiller
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:29 am to
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Really got into Yellowstone didn't you?


Does every thread on TD eventually allude to a Yellowstone reference?
Posted by lsufb1912
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2021
5965 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:31 am to
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You mean where you rope calves and sodomize bulls and... wait, that might not be the exact word for it. You amputate their nuts.

Was this a joke? if so, i don't get it.
How'd you get sodomize/castrating mixed up?
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 10:33 am
Posted by Jebadeb
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:35 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90904 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:38 am to
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You can come out to my place in West Texas and pay me a couple grand to run you around and make you work your arse off all day. How are you at fixing barb wire fences and chopping off testicles with a pocket knife?


You know, there are likely idiots who would pay for “full ranch experience” and do exactly this
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:40 am to
Hheeeeyyy Duuuude!
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4122 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:41 am to
It’s more like scissors and a small snip to the blood supply of said testicles.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10224 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:45 am to
Make sure you bring lube and condoms for the dudes.
Posted by tigereye58
Member since Jan 2007
2669 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:50 am to
One of the best vacations we did as a family. No cell service and no tv. Rode horses 1 hr on trails twice a day. Kids just ran around the ranch the rest of the time. They let them feed the horses and had events planned at night. All the meals were provided. Hot cooked meals. Dixie Dude Ranch in Bandara, TX. There’s several near Bandara. We split it over a week and did several days in San Antonio also. Carlsbad, Seaworld, and one of those drive through safari type things. Really good time for family and young kids.
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9654 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:51 am to
As a little kid was the Go-Fer during spring cattle roundup in SW LA, at least when they were cutting off horns, nuts, branding and giving shots. Dad helped with the roundup due we had a boat and they didn't with roundup being from the marsh, and then driven to high ground for hurricane season.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:51 am to
Posted by dr_pootis
Metry
Member since Sep 2021
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:51 am to
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Make sure you bring lube and condoms for the dudes.



Ram Ranch really rocks
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29676 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:53 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124604 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:05 am to
I prefer Dude Bleu Cheese
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43156 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:38 am to
Hill country bandera tx
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:40 am to
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dude ranch
grats on the butt sex and gay aids
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13335 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:44 am to
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It is a vacation. If you wanted to do it yourself, go hunting or stay home.



lol....k
Posted by Dr. Morgus
Member since Dec 2001
Member since Jul 2013
3740 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:49 am to
Watch out for that killer cacti
Posted by TunaTrip
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2019
443 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:51 am to
Wow! Two links that don’t offer a single answer to my question.

Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10646 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:54 am to
Yes, we took the kids to one in west Texas. West Texas. Just pay close attention to the reviews. Not all dude ranches are equal.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
3599 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:57 am to
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city slicker







“I crap bigger’n you.”




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