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The girlfriend of Texas Longhorns special teams coach Jeff Banks went viral on social media on Saturday after the program's Spring Game. In case you forgot about the "Pole Assassin"...
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BobABooey13 months
UT has a “pole assassin”? I thought Texas AnM had that copyrighted?
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GreenRockTiger13 months
UT is more gay than TAMU
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tiggerthetooth13 months
Where's the monkey?
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Godfather113 months
You mean donkey?
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jbird713 months
Look at the fake utters on that steer.
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jbird713 months
Udders*
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Water Mocassin13 months
Looks more like a pole cat.
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Corso13 months
Is she supposed to be hot? She looks like her tits would bounce like a slinky if she took that top off
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ExpoTiger13 months
That is trashy af
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Them tits are in 2 different zip codes. You could park a car between them bad boys.
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Godfather113 months
That is a rather wide intermammary sulcus.
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JackieTreehorn13 months
Big cannons
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ForLSU5613 months
Tits win again.
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boosiebadazz13 months
Bet his dad is proud
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AtlantaLSUfan13 months
Short fat nasty ugly. But fake tits makes her relevant. We men really are pigs.
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scrooster13 months
Yes we are. Yes we are. Oink - life is good.
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WhoDatNC13 months
Fire the cannons!
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CanebreakCajun13 months
I'm a Texas special teams coach, I make around 500,000 a year. Here is my gf trying to torpedo my credibility
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SuperOcean13 months
Credibility? Dude left wife and kids for her I believe.
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B1rdman1513 months
Jeff Banks will make over 1m each of the next two years.
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LesnarF513 months
Good Lawd!!!
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Bamatab13 months
Did she leave her monkey at home?
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Taxman201013 months
Thanks for going above and beyond the expectations of your job and providing one pic.
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Jyrdis13 months
Gross
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Texas Weazel13 months
She looks like a troll.
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CajunBullet13 months
Hook Um Horns!
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Rex Feral13 months
My eyes just got herpes.
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