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More pics of the former svelt Ice Man...

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Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.
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He used to be hot.
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Looks like he ate too many sliders.
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This thread def does not deserve to be in the topics of interest at the bottom of the page.

Is Melon's Tall & Fat Store paying for advertising now?
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something indeed is rotten in denmark. the thread is started and before there are 4 posts, it pops up in the top of the topics of the day list.
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If that dress had pockets you would look like a pool table! No offense! :lol:
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I feel like he's just trying to be mistaken as Jeff Bridges to get more parts offered to him. Not working, Batman!
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Your girlfriend shops at Melon's too.

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Your girlfriend shops at Melon's too.


low blow Count

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are the micky mouse gloves for later?

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He's preparing for the lead in The Wrestler II
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Looks like Val Kilmer shops at Melon's Tall & Fat store...


Looks like a young version of a fat Mickey Rourke.
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He is just getting ready to play the part of Vince Neil in the MOtley Crue movie The Dirt when ever it is finally made..
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actually - i have it on good authority that George Lucas is shooting a Star Wars tale, that loosely ties to the origional Star wars.

its the tale of a rather porky child, overcoming adversity to join Rogue Squadron - its the life and times of Jek Porkins.

mr Kilmer gets the role of Pokins.
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lots of strange looks these days from the Top Gun cast.

Val got chubby
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Kelly, OMG
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Goose lost his hair
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Tom Cruise is an alien
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Goose lost his hair


Goose died
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He and Alec Baldwin are both 52 years old. I guess you can't keep your great looks forever.

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And to think at one point he was considered to be neck & neck with brad Pitt in the looks department...
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I would have guessed that he was Vince Neil.

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Ice "box" Man!
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Nah, it is weight gain to play Vince Neil in a soo to be announced Motley Crue tell all.


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he would still own your arse in a game of beach volleyball
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he would still own your arse in a game of beach volleyball
$100 says he can't spike a volleyball...
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With that neck, I am sure he has sleep apnea.
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He's not going to be anybody's huckleberry with that figure :casty:
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you would think with his money, he would have a personal trainer and nutritionist who would keep him in check
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:yack:

probably cant find his wienie anymore :banghead:
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