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More pics of the former svelt Ice Man...

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Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.
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Bubb149 months
He used to be hot.
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double d149 months
Looks like he ate too many sliders.
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TulaneLSU149 months
This thread def does not deserve to be in the topics of interest at the bottom of the page.

Is Melon's Tall & Fat Store paying for advertising now?
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Tiger Ryno149 months
something indeed is rotten in denmark. the thread is started and before there are 4 posts, it pops up in the top of the topics of the day list.
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Weaver149 months
If that dress had pockets you would look like a pool table! No offense! :lol:
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Dijkstra149 months
I feel like he's just trying to be mistaken as Jeff Bridges to get more parts offered to him. Not working, Batman!
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Count Chocula149 months
Your girlfriend shops at Melon's too.

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NOX149 months
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Your girlfriend shops at Melon's too.


low blow Count

:lol:
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NOX149 months
are the micky mouse gloves for later?

:pimp:
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CAD703X149 months
Hey Ice Cream Man!
You can be my hot-wing man anytime.
I'm your huckleberry pie.
I have not yet begun to defile myself. (no editing needed)
It appears my appetite knows no bounds.
Wyatt, I am rolling
Come on baby light my birthday cake candles..try to set the scales on FIYA
The Lost PoBoys

:lol:

i'm here all week. try the veal. :rimshot:
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ForeverLSU02149 months
He's preparing for the lead in The Wrestler II
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12149 months
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LSUAlum2001149 months
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Looks like Val Kilmer shops at Melon's Tall & Fat store...


Looks like a young version of a fat Mickey Rourke.
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lacajun069149 months
He is just getting ready to play the part of Vince Neil in the MOtley Crue movie The Dirt when ever it is finally made..
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Thracken13149 months
actually - i have it on good authority that George Lucas is shooting a Star Wars tale, that loosely ties to the origional Star wars.

its the tale of a rather porky child, overcoming adversity to join Rogue Squadron - its the life and times of Jek Porkins.

mr Kilmer gets the role of Pokins.
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Skillet149 months
lots of strange looks these days from the Top Gun cast.

Val got chubby
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Kelly, OMG
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Goose lost his hair
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Tom Cruise is an alien
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HeadSlash149 months
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Goose lost his hair


Goose died
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Meatball149 months
He and Alec Baldwin are both 52 years old. I guess you can't keep your great looks forever.

Then

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Now

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RBWilliams8149 months
And to think at one point he was considered to be neck & neck with brad Pitt in the looks department...
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ThePenIsMightier149 months
I would have guessed that he was Vince Neil.

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bomber77149 months
Ice "box" Man!
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LSUWoodworker149 months
Nah, it is weight gain to play Vince Neil in a soo to be announced Motley Crue tell all.


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Fusaichi Pegasus149 months
he should have done Willow 2
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TeamWillow149 months
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he should have done Willow 2



Agreed
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Flair Chops149 months
he would still own your arse in a game of beach volleyball
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Chicken149 months
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he would still own your arse in a game of beach volleyball
$100 says he can't spike a volleyball...
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Teyeger149 months
With that neck, I am sure he has sleep apnea.
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GRTiger149 months
He's not going to be anybody's huckleberry with that figure :casty:
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evil cockroach149 months
you would think with his money, he would have a personal trainer and nutritionist who would keep him in check
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SpicyStacy149 months
:yack:

probably cant find his wienie anymore :banghead:
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