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Are yall not worrying about toting around a copy of the stamp with the can anymore?


I once had a can that came to me wrapped in a towel and handed over at a retirement party somewhere near Kruger Park in South Africa. That one, I was worried about.

Today, I wouldn’t give a rats arse about a SBR upper without a stamp on a rifle lower. Do y’all really think any parish deputy cares?

Now, if you commit a crime with it and get caught- the DA is gonna nail your arse.
It’s also no payments until January.

From a guy (me) with marketing experience in a similar industry, this is a move of desperation.
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I ain’t from raceland im from Matthews baw. Kiss the ring.


100% not from Mathews

re: Creating a Reef

Posted by subMOA on 9/23/26 at 8:47 am to
Since this one seems to be fun to dream about, I have formulated a solution…..

Sailboat.

They are cheap as shite.

Alls I need is someone who knows how to sail one.
This really pains me- both my wife and I graduated from LSU. We met the first day of classes. We created a good life with the education that we got at LSU.

My son goes to Tulane. Second one wants to go to MIT.

LSU wasn’t even on the radar for our family. And we still live in Louisiana.

re: Unfortunate but Funny Names

Posted by subMOA on 9/21/26 at 7:20 am to
I worked with some Australians- one actually moved to Louisiana and still lives around Lake Charles…

Stiff, Dick, and Fagg

Rod Stiff, Brian Dick, and Bill Fagg

100% true.

Creating a Reef

Posted by subMOA on 9/15/26 at 12:08 pm
So let’s pretend that someone had a few salvage offshore boats.

Motors removed, fuel tanks removed.

What’s the penalty for sinking them 40-50 miles out to make your own reef?

I have a sneaking suspicion that the punishment could be severe, but man, how cool would it be to have a wreck all your own?

re: The Rolex business model is dumb

Posted by subMOA on 8/25/26 at 10:11 am to
I am sure it has been mentioned multiple times in the last 6 pages, but you aren’t walking in an AD and getting a GMT.

Pre-2017, you could. I had a Batman in my hand at Heathrow in 2016, but was really wanting them to come out with a stainless Pepsi at the time. Dumb move on my part.

I was offered a rootbeer-looking GMT a few months ago, but passed because it’s not my style….this is after being on “the list” for about 4 years and having enough purchase history with the AD to be able to order the ref. I want in a Datejust….that alone was a year wait.

Rolex has become the aspirational brand of them all. Do I agree with how they do it? No, but they are making their ADs a lot of money and adding serious brand equity to themselves.

Good friend of mine grew up in Homestead. Went to find his sister’s house after the storm- couldn’t even find her street.

His comment that will always stick with me…and this is a guy who hunts in the Rockies, Alaska…like a boy scout on dead reckoning roids…

“You have no idea how dependent we are on landmarks when the landmarks all of a sudden vanish”
I have a Mark IV 22/45 with a Banish 22 on it- it really is “movie quiet”

It’s even better on my 16” barrel Magpul 10/22.

Drawback- Silencer Central is obviously not the go to now, and I think the owner actively lobbied to keep the NFA in place.

re: Man I hate contractors

Posted by subMOA on 8/8/26 at 10:51 am to
Tell me about it. I’m sitting here at my camp waiting on a guy I have used before- I hired him to build a set of steps- it looks like my 14 yo framed it up.

Actually, my 14 yo would have done better. And this guy is not cheap.

Where have the craftsmen gone?
All this! So now, we get to wait all August to go fish for Amberjack?

re: Storm Tracking: Bertha - It's Over

Posted by subMOA on 7/20/26 at 9:00 pm to
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Checking all of the buoys it's 6 ft seas. Used to ride though those off Cameron during summer rains squalls for shits and giggles in high school in an 18 foot boat


No you didn’t. Real 6 footers are a bear to handle in a 27’ offshore boat.

After a day where we had 10’ seas off Grand Isle a month ago, I had a supply boat captain tell me “man, it got so snotty out there yesterday, we were 8 knots coming in” In a 200’ long boat.

So no, you didn’t go willy nilly play in 6 footers.
Let’s see…

I know our current governor. He’s cool in person, not sure why he comes across as a douche canoe (term stolen from the OT) in public. I wish he wouldn’t do that.

I kinda know Nungesser. He answers my texts if I reach out.

Jindal- seems very smart, was nice to talk to

Mitch Landrieu- when I met him, I thought “this dude was born to be a politician- he f’in glows” Like it wasn’t human- maybe makeup or something.

Personal friends, went to LSU with one of them, 2 state reps. Both good dudes and love Louisiana.

One state senator, really good guy- I think he will do well nationally for us if the tides go in his favor.

Rode in Mardi Gras with a former state senator- still stay in touch somewhat.

Very close friends with my current and former parish president. Like go to each others houses and such. Former has statewide aspirations and will do well. Maybe can go higher.

Friends with our sheriff- that’s a good gig in Louisiana if you can get elected.

Know another sheriff and a chief of police well- same as above.

Friends with a small town mayor (kids are friends from school- we hit it off the same). Salt of the earth. Wants his town to grow and succeed. Major plus for the town.

Know the mayor of the town one of my businesses is in- total character, never had a reason to not like him. Trying his arse off to do a good job in a growing town.

Grew up with a district judge, acquainted with another.

Had breakfast with Garret Graves once- if you can’t like that dude, something may be wrong with you.

Acquainted with Mike Strain- he knows who I am- but we don’t communicate directly. Total character- he tickles the shite out of me. Like he was also born to do that job.

Know at least one statewide appointee.

With all that said, I don’t consider myself politically connected and not once, not ever have called for a favor. And Lord knows there have been times I’ve wanted to ask.

Perhaps that’s why I can have relationships with these folks.
Two of my dearest friends just went through this.

Trust me- the minute they figure out what it’s like to have no help, baby won’t sleep, mom and dad can’t do anything they used to do anymore…..they will come begging paw paw and maw maw to help….you’ll be cuddling and kissing that grandbaby in no time.

#kldsthesedays

re: Great recipe for snapper throats

Posted by subMOA on 7/18/26 at 5:28 pm to
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really need to figure out how to cut these out


They got this fella, Beau Waitz, Grand Isle Fish Cleaning. Now, we just text him on the way in, he meets us at our slip, we drink bushwhackers, he puts the cleaned fish with separate throats in an ice chest in the back of my truck.

For $60 bucks, I’m never cleaning a fish again.
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South Seas


Good times that we ruined for y’all younguns.

I wish I could appropriately scribe the story of my wife (just a girl I knew back then) hanging out of an upstairs window with her friend whilst we drank from a kiddie pool.

ETA- And y’all wonder why ya momma put life 360 on your arse.

re: New York City Jet Ski Invasion 2026

Posted by subMOA on 6/29/26 at 7:01 am to
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could see this being a huge thing on the Mississippi River with Audubon Park being the starting point. What could go wrong?


Uhhh, the fact that the current in the river is so strong either- a) the jetskis can barely make progress past Audubon Park, or b) when a rider falls off, the police pick them up around Chalmette.

re: Gov. Landry Strikes again!

Posted by subMOA on 6/26/26 at 8:25 pm to
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His best friend is one of the most corrupt people in the state. Birds of a feature flock together.


Which one? Because there are a few who would consider themselves at the top of the list.