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re: The paper towel is under assault

Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
11045 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:46 pm to
When they get this paper towel mess under control can they do something about all the damn junk mail I get?
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22452 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:01 pm to
You all remember when Putin had Trump throw paper towels at those innocent Puerto Ricans. Is that the America you want your children to grow up in? All we're asking for are sensible regulations on access to paper towels.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 2:02 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99294 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Liberals also wanted to ban toilet paper awhile back which really makes no sense when you think about it.


They are falling in line with the Muslims and just use their left hand.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90853 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by steadytiger
Member since Jan 2007
2756 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:51 pm to
we recycle our PTs. Comes back as toilet paper, which we send into the sewer.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96415 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
12024 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:34 pm to
Why would the world need paper towels when a loin cloth is available.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:18 pm to
Truth is the are environmentally sound. I throw mine into the garden during the fall/winter months where they are consumed by microbes and worms and then become fertilizer and enriched sod. They are crazy about paper products since they are carbon and wood based. Simply toss 'em in and throw a little sod already in the garden on them and they disappear. I also get rid of the daily newspaper the same way.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10366 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:36 pm to
Today the assault on paper towels tomorrow the assault on paper toilet paper.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

era of waning American exceptionalism


They must have written this article when Jug Eared Hussein was in office....

P.S...We order the soft Viva choose a size by the case on Amazon. A paper towel that is strong for chores but also soft enough to blow your nose with.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57769 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

Two things I'm addicted to. Porn and paper towels. The two go hand in hand


Paper towels aren’t soft enough
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50690 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:43 pm to


Someone actually wrote that!
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4772 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:29 am to
they could save a bunch of paper by not authoring bills and making copies of legislation they know will never be passed. It takes more trees to make copy paper than it does to make paper towels and toilet paper.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
42941 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:38 am to
A few years ago, I decided that using so many paper towels was wasteful, and I cut up a bunch of old tee shirts to use for wiping counters and such. I put a rag bin in the utilty room to wash them when a few pounds had accumulated.

It was a royal pain in the arse, and the experiment ended after less than two months.
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 8:22 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423377 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:43 am to
i love paper towels but holy shite i learned a whole new level of use (abuse?) of them via my gf

she legit freaks out if you use a wash cloth to clean shite (especially the toilet). she believes in shooting a cleaner (that usually smells good more than it kills germs) and wiping down everything with paper towels. my poverty-shaped mind cannot handle this
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68423 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:06 am to
If they think my daily straw usage is excessive, they'd shite at how many paper towels I use everyday. Everytime I wash my hands in the kitchen, everytime I drink from a can, everytime I sneeze, wipe up coffee, any droplets of water on the floor, etc.
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
1863 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:14 am to
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I also get rid of the daily newspaper the same way.


Jim, I live in Columbus also and that is one of the few acceptable uses I have found for the Ledger too.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54230 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:19 am to
I will hit the streets armed to the teeth if they try to frick with my Viva. I came close to doing it when Charmin quit making their aloe enhanced toilet paper.
Posted by Rougarou13
Brookhaven MS
Member since Feb 2015
6839 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Liberals also wanted to ban toilet paper awhile back which really makes no sense when you think about it.


You mean in this day and age of technology we haven’t figured out how to use the three seashells yet? Preposterous!
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39737 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:30 am to
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What's next? Toilet paper?

Cheryl Crow thinks you should be using only 1 square per trip to the toilet.
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