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The paper towel is under assault
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:38 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:38 am
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Shame!
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In an era of waning American exceptionalism, inhabitants can at least pride themselves on an underratedly important, probably shameful distinction: They reside in the paper-towel capital of the world.
Shame!
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:39 am to Meauxjeaux
My raw, bitter resentment for all of those with abundant access to paper towels is what gets me out of bed in the morning. 
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:41 am to Meauxjeaux
Liberals also wanted to ban toilet paper awhile back which really makes no sense when you think about it.
As full of shite as they are they need it the most
As full of shite as they are they need it the most
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:42 am to Meauxjeaux
These same people will bitch because we use too much water to wash cloth napkins
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:43 am to Meauxjeaux
I love paper towels- I use them daily and no one can make me feel bad about it.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:45 am to Meauxjeaux
Why should we be ashamed of our bounty?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:45 am to piggilicious
Paper towels and paper plates and paper bowls are used every meal in my house.
Love them
Love them
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:45 am to Meauxjeaux
I love paper towels and use the shite out of them. 
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:45 am to Meauxjeaux
Venezuela would love to have them some paper towels.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:45 am to Meauxjeaux
A paper towel becomes soil in just a few days. Please forgive me if I don't wet myself from the guilt over using them often.
What's next? Toilet paper?
What's next? Toilet paper?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:46 am to udtiger
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Why should we be ashamed of our bounty?
Well played.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:48 am to Meauxjeaux
But they are going to love the new ones made of hemp.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:50 am to Meauxjeaux
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The paper towel is under assault
Bc they're white right????
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:51 am to upgrayedd
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These same people will bitch because we use too much water to wash cloth napkins
You know, this is a great observation.
I gotta find a way to pitch these two groups against each other... do we cut down fewer trees or use less water? WHICH IS IT?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:55 am to Meauxjeaux
Liberals wake up every day and look for something new to be outraged over or find another reason to shite on Western Civilization. Self-loathing and guilt are the primary driving forces behind liberalism. The virtue signal is their "feel good" moment.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:13 pm to piggilicious
I always use way more than I need because I like to spin the roll really fast as I’m taking them off.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:37 pm to piggilicious
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I love paper towels- I use them daily and no one can make me feel bad about it.
I think my house would cease to function if we ran out of paper towels...
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:41 pm to Meauxjeaux
Two things I'm addicted to. Porn and paper towels. The two go hand in hand.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:43 pm to Meauxjeaux
Thanks for this post. Paper towels added to the Sams shopping list.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:45 pm to Meauxjeaux
One can never have too many rolls of paper towels.
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