FinkyStinger

[quote]Same exact thing happened to me Super Bowl Sunday 5 years ago.[/quote] Same for me but seven years ago. Born at halftime. ...

[quote]Tiny Dancer when I was a kid I swore it said “Hold me close I’m tired of dancing”[/quote] Everyone knows it’s “Hold me closer Tony Danza. “...

When my daughter was about 3, she, my wife and I were sitting in the bed one night and out of the blue she said,” Before I was born I was up there.” and pointed up. I said jokingly,” in the attic” and she said no “up there . I was waiting to be born. I picked you and mommy to be my parents. “ Stil...

Trouble, right here in river city. Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for…….pinball?...

He was just a little drunk. ...

Just cause you pour syrup on shite don’t make it pancakes. ...

A unimog. ...

Anne Frank’s drum set. ...

[quote]Drunk Harry Caray[/quote] Redundant ...

[quote]most are way smarter than I am[/quote] There’s a difference between erudition and “smart”. Most of the academics are educated way above their intelligence level. ...

6sigma is a load of crap. Their motto “ variation is evil” should tell you how inflexible and non adaptive their thinking is. ...

[quote] Just like the bull shite plexiglass stores put up for show... I ask if it’s bulletproof. Side note: can someone explain to me what‘s up with the people driving by themselves with mask on?[/quote] They probably wear a condom when they masturbate. ...

She should change her name. It’s racist as frick. ...

How would he know if the shot was the real thing, either he didn’t get, or, if he did, it sure as hell didn’t work. ...

[quote]It’s a reptile house[/quote] Just sounds nasty. ...

Go to you tube and look up Larry Potterfield’s videos on it. He shows it in a Mr. Rogers-esque fashion. But he is clear and concise. ...

My ex wife’s brother in laws mother, was killed by a train and her sister was run over by the mailman. That’s all I got. ...

[quote]In 57% of the cases they narrowed down the infection source to an unvaccinated person living in the household with the worker. [/quote] How do you know that this 57% didn’t give to their house mate?...

[quote]As an upstanding citizen, I will do my part to eliminate these furry super spreaders.[/quote] And every one you kill will go down as a covid death. ...

[quote]Damn he's aged a lot in 5 years [/quote] Probably got married and had a couple of kids. ...