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re: Texas BBQ is getting a Halal Makeover

Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:26 am to
Posted by onmymedicalgrind
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:26 am to
Lol who’s alter are you?
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:28 am to
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onmymedicalgrind


Your post is incomprehensible balderdash.

I cede no failure in any one of my posts in this thread.

What exactly are you trying to say?

Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
10936 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:28 am to
I don't eat at 'craft' bbq restaurants and I damn sure won't be eating at a place offer halal shite. Good luck to them.
This post was edited on 8/21/26 at 10:47 am
Posted by uggabugga
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:30 am to
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“Halal food is American food,”


Wrong!!!
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38976 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:32 am to
You wouldn't know the difference between a smoked brisket that is halal, kosher or other. So you could say you won't, but how do you know you haven't already?
Posted by onmymedicalgrind
Nunya
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:33 am to
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Your post is incomprehensible balderdash.

This says more about you. My posts in this thread have been very coherent and easy to follow. If you have trouble “comprehending” them, not sure how to help you.
quote:

What exactly are you trying to say?

Just let me know which line is incomprehensible to you:

quote:

Yes, and your comment was that the difference between halal and kosher (after your failed “cuisine” argument) was that Jewish people don’t believe that kosher food is as American as apple pie. Effectively arguing that Muslims believe otherwise. Your evidence for the latter being….the statement of a single business owner with a clear financial motive.
Posted by DeBoar
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:34 am to
Him pretending to be a doctor is hilarious.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:36 am to
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Your evidence for the latter being….the statement of a single business owner with a clear financial motive.


Which is the topic of this thread. What else am I supposed to comment on?

Posted by BWHLSU
Member since Jul 2026
370 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:39 am to
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Not sure how familiar you are with the demographics of Texas, but there is a reason why those halal restaurants are located in those particular areas.

Not sure you're a Texan at all. I am. frick these people.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:44 am to
Im gonna start calling and asking if they do. When they admit it I wont go there again. I will not support mooslim culture
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:45 am to
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don't really see how this is a problem


:shocker:
Posted by onmymedicalgrind
Nunya
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:45 am to
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Which is the topic of this thread. What else am I supposed to comment on?

The topic of this thread is the difference between kosher and halal? Must have missed that in the OP.

Your defense mechanism when called out for poor arguments is always “I’m just commenting.” Lol it’s cute
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
8614 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:47 am to
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Looks like southerners aren’t into goat humper food.

Maybe it is because you kept me from posting for so long and I feel a bit chippy, but I disagree good sir.

Middle eastern food is pretty awesome and has inspired quite a few dishes both here and in Mexico. Hell, my favorite Mexican dish is middle eastern. Anyone who has ever had al pastor loves it. Same with tacos arabes.

Now the whole halal thing, I don't have an opinion, but we all knew if they came here the free market would create it.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:47 am to
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The topic of this thread is the difference between kosher and halal? Must have missed that in the OP.


You’ve skipped a few posts.

My original response in this thread said nothing about Kosher food. I believe it’s on page two if you feel the need to double check.

Did your mama drop you on your head?

Posted by BWHLSU
Member since Jul 2026
370 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:50 am to
Is there a thread you don't respond to? Dusk till dawn?
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:53 am to
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Is there a thread you don't respond to? Dusk till dawn?


Does it matter?

There’s a pinned admin thread- see if you can ask them to limit my posts per day. Hell, my husband might even thank you.

Posted by roadGator
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Member since Feb 2009
160563 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:53 am to
I don’t begrudge any one that likes any particular food.

I’m not a fan of many of their staples. Greek is out for me too.

Olives nope
Tomatoes nope

I do like their skewered chicken. I eat some in CA from time to time. Not sure if they are officially halal.

ETA: even food Tizzied you MOT. Damn, Max.
This post was edited on 8/21/26 at 9:56 am
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s hollow dome
Member since Feb 2009
160563 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:55 am to
What specialty did you end up selecting? Or just GP?

Don’t give too much info. We have a crazed loon in our midst.
This post was edited on 8/21/26 at 9:57 am
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:56 am to
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I don't really see how this is a problem

Then you've never looked into what constitutes something being halal. Aside from what is literally the ritual sacrifice of the animal in the name of Allah (read: you are literally supporting Islam by eating halal BBQ), they have to have completely separate setups for halal and non-halal (including things like seasonings).

If they aren't lying about their halal infrastructure, they are going to be charging quite a bit more than your average BBQ joint unless they drop pork from the menu.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
8614 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:59 am to
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I don’t begrudge any one that likes any particular food.

I’m not a fan of many of their staples. Greek is out for me too.

Well, I am from Lafayette. We will pretty much eat anything that doesn't eat us first and even then, there is gonna be a fight.
quote:

Tomatoes nope

I once read the diary of an Irish fellow who was conscripted to fight in the union army. He claimed southerners were devil worshippers because we ate "devil's fruit". That fruit was tomatoes.
quote:

Not sure if they are officially halal.


Probably not. I am sure I ate it once or twice in Kosovo, but those aren't real "Muslims".
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