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re: Strippers used a dildo on Hunter Biden

Posted on 11/28/19 at 11:35 am to
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8177 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 11:35 am to
At this I would like to see Hunter Biden hold a press conference and say the following.

“Recently a lot of allegations have been made about my lifestyle, including millions in bribes, rampant drug use, sleeping with my brother’s wife, fathering a child with a stripper, and anal play in a club.

Sorry for partying.”

Then he turns and walks away with two bombshell hoes.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34049 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Hunter can best be described as bacchanalian.


Or White Trash with money
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6564 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 12:14 pm to
I can see it now,dem protesters rioting in the streets at the 2020 dem convention because Bernie lost the nomination beating the police with 2 foot long rubber dildeuaxs.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25441 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

or if he insisted on a brand-new one fresh out of the package.

Only the best for US royalty
Posted by PimpDaddyHustleStack
Lowcountry
Member since Nov 2007
270 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 1:01 pm to
This is one of the best thread titles I have ever seen.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30082 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

I believe it is a wind instrument used by aboriginal Australians. The full name is didloridoo.

That's a large insertion, but the blowing would probably help. Doesn't seem like it would be too bad.
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Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53827 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 1:28 pm to
This is too good. He is nothing but white trash and this common mother fricker was on a board making 50K a month. Our government is a fricking joke.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21559 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

So now this board is going to be critical about someone with a stripper?


Yea totally ignore the dildo component of this story.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20302 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

On each occasion, he and his companion holed up in a private room, where they ordered bottles of pricey booze and were joined by several strippers, sources said.


Well. Hmmm.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

So now this board is going to be critical about someone with a stripper?


Well, otherwise ignoring the necessity of the dildo for him personally and the stupidity of banging a stripper without a raincoat, I really am not being critical of his decision about banging a stripper...

So, short answer is “no”...
Posted by razthecat
Bay Minette, AL
Member since Oct 2010
2352 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 6:43 pm to
Pay back for the false stories about a Trump pee tape. They hit Trump and he hits back harder by attacking his opponents adult offspring.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57909 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

“He was pretty friendly and a pretty good tipper


It’s easy to be a good tipper on the taxpayer dime!
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9095 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

Zach is inexperience in kinky sex. What is a didlo?


I'll try to be subtle; a rubber cock.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
30581 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29670 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

I'll try to be subtle
great job
Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
5236 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Zach is inexperience in kinky sex. What is a didlo?




Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140324 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:14 pm to
Progs love to be pegged.

-people familiar with the situation
Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9727 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:22 pm to
Stories like these will never fail to keep politics interesting.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45729 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:44 pm to
They were mistaken. Hunter is into the Lord of the Rings. He was asking for a new Bilbo.

Jeez, some people just always jump to the wrong conclusion.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

He was asking for a new Bilbo


This is more disturbing... what happened to “old” Bilbo?
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