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Posted on 7/28/26 at 6:57 am to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 6:57 am to
Apparently that ole baw has never met any Sephardic types. Sephardic baws look different from the Russian Jews that we are used to seeing.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:00 am to
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You realize Judaism is a religion and not an ethnicity, right?


It is an ethno-religion. If a Jew takes a DNA test such as 23andME, it will come back with "Jewish". not German, not Russian, not Polish...

They are distinguishable from their country of origin due to thousands of years of insulated reproduction. Intermarriage was (and still is with Orthodox/Conservative) verboten until the middle of the 20th century. It is why Jews to this day put great pressure on their children not to "marry out" because they are trying to preserve their genetic line. Most rabbi's won't conduct an interfaith marriage. Even the most liberal of jews will whisper behind their hands that a convert isn't "really Jewish" recognizing that there is a genetic component to Judaism.



This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:02 am
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77723 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:02 am to
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Why is it hilarious?
Because of how stupid it is to think Christians believe Jesus is white.
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Have you ever seen a depiction of Jesus that wasn’t white?
Yes actually
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18449 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:02 am to
I don't know who came up with that idea, but whomever it is, they should pivot to drawing pictures of the prophet muhammed and see how that works out for them.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481160 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:02 am to
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. Sephardic baws look different from the Russian Jews that we are used to seeing.


Yeah Ashkenazi Jews started in the Middle Ages in Europe. They have nothing to do with Jews in the Levant in the 1st Century

Then they developed that specific ethnicity over another 700-800 years or so before the large diaspora into places like the US

So that's why we have so many blonde/blue Jews in the US who look nothing like Jesus did.

That's also the specific population of Jews who are incredibly intelligent who are over-represented in science, arts, media, law, banking, etc.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2225 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:03 am to
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There is no genetic marker for being Jewish


My husband is Jewish. His results came back 99.4% Ashkenazi Jew

The claim that Ashkenazi Jews are simply European converts has been comprehensively disproven by modern genetics. They have a verifiable genetic connection to 1st-century Jews from the Levant

I'm a hobbyist, but have worked with genetic genealogy for 15 years helping adoptees to find their birth parents.

This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:08 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481160 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:04 am to
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His results came back 99.4% Ashkenazi Jew


Note: I did not say there is no genetic marker for being an Ashkenazi Jew
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:06 am
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:05 am to
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Korean Jesus



Never skips leg day
Posted by BhamTigah
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:06 am to
As a blue eyed person, I don’t think Jesus had blue eyes.
1. I never read about Jesus squinting from the sunlight while addressing the people.
2. Apparently blue eyes came from a genetic defect and I find it hard to believe that Jesus had defects.

That said, when I get to meet Him, I’ll be kissing His feet, not worrying about His eye color.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2225 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:14 am to
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Note: I did not say there is no genetic marker for being an Ashkenazi Jew



Sweet Jesus (intended), you are trying to make a distinction where there is none. Being Jewish is an ethnicity. Parceling it down into the subtypes is your inability to admit you were wrong. Your entire premise about no connection to the Levant and conversion of Europeans is wrong. You were wrong.
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:16 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481160 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:28 am to
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you are trying to make a distinction where there is none.


You don't think there is a distinction in the DNA we will find in Ashkenazi Jews, Palestinian Jews (Sematic), and Beta Irasel Jews (Ethiopian)?

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Parceling it down into the subtypes is your inability to admit you were wrong. Y

You missing the point and then me having to explain it to you is the opposite of being wrong. You're just dismissing the evidence and actual argument, at this point.

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Your entire premise about no connection to the Levant and conversion of Europeans is wrong.

Ashkenazi Jews developed almost 1000 years after Jesus....in Europe.

They have frick all to do genetically with historical Jewish populations that existed at the time of Jesus.
Posted by theballguy
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Member since Oct 2011
40252 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:31 am to
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It’s hilarious that they think Christians (especially southern Christians) genuinely think Jesus was white or that they would be upset to learn he wasn’t.

They are beyond stupid


They love to point out old pictures or some Mormon pictures of Jesus. The thing is everyone has pictures of Jesus/God as their own race.

I have no issue whatsoever if a black person has a picture of a black Jesus. We all know Jesus was not black but if he sees the Lord as having his own features, I've never heard of a white Christian making a stink over it.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
6889 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:33 am to
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3. Jews are white and often have fair skin and light eyes

These are eastern European Jews that are not related to the original Jews of the Levant. Surely you knew this.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38223 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:35 am to
The Sephardim and the Mizrahi Jews probably look more like Christ than the Jews who intermarried with Russians and other Northern European types.
Posted by Johnpettigrew
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2017
1763 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:36 am to
[quote]1. Jesus was not white. He would not have had fair skin and blue eyes.

2. Jesus was a Jew.


U.S. Census Bureau define "White" as anyone having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481160 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:38 am to
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The Sephardim and the Mizrahi Jews probably look more like Christ than the Jews who intermarried with Russians and other Northern European types.


Yes, like this:



Pictured: Gad Saad, a Jewish person from Lebanon
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24229 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:40 am to

Ashkenazi Jews might have fair skin, light hair, and blue eyes, and then move back to the Levant.
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:41 am
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56608 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:41 am to
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First I must ask you what do you mean when you say, "white"? There are many different flavors of "white" that fall under the overarching label of "Caucasian."


I know Cubans consider themselves white

Posted by PurpleSingularity
Member since Dec 2017
2877 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:43 am to
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What do Jews look like today? They don't exactly look like Cheech & Chong, and they sure as Hell don't look like LeBron James. There have been a ton of people who claim to have had near death experiences, or nde's. Many of these accounts seem legit, and most actually claim that the Jesus they met not only looked white/Middle Eastern, but also had blue eyes. Not that his eye color is important, but that's what most say.


If this is truly a serious post, you should feel ashamed and procreation should immediately be prohibited
Posted by soonerinlOUisiana
South of I-10
Member since Aug 2012
2639 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:45 am to
The inhabitants of Judea in 33AD were likely very similar to today’s moslems. Jesus was better than all of the people around him, therefore, he would have to have been a white guy.
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