re: Hello Fresh is happy to help gays clean their pipes for Pride Month anal sex

nasty

Lemmiwinks waiting for Hello Fresh.

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Do straight people act like this?

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No.

Which is what I have always said. Gay people said they wanted to be treated like everyone else because they are just like everybody else, with just one little difference.

Then they parade down the street every year in every major city oin the country wearing assless chaps, baby diapers, pissing on each other, and engaging in bondage.

They are not just like everybody else.

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ETA: They are actually based in Germany. Is everyone on Europe a left wing fruit bat?

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There’s a powerful crowd in Deutschland that longs for the return of the Weimar days. Seriously.

That's a shame because, when we tried it years ago, the recipes and ingredients were very good.

This adds to my reasons for not renewing.

Are they offering discounts on pineapple for Fathers Day?

From now on it’s Goodbye Fresh.

The rainbow brigade strikes again.

Bizarre
We have an abundance of weird mf’s

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I’m kind of embarrassed that I don’t know what that means. I don’t want it to show up my search history either. Can you explain it to me like I’m a boomer?

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You see, males lack a vagina. To work around this fact, men that have sex with men tend to have one man insert his pp into the other man’s bumhole as a suitable alternative.

This act, however, comes with one small (but messy) inconvenience. As we all know, the bumhole is where poo is excreted! To minimize this, it is common practice for the man that receives the other man’s pp to eat a diet high in fiber. This ensures that his poo is fully formed and more robust in composition. Plunging a pp into a firm poo is “cleaner” than plunging one into a soft poo. A soft poo can lead to sloppy seepage. Nobody wants sloppy seepage!

You can now consider yourself to be in the know! :)

Here ya go!