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re: FBI files on UFOs 4-foot beings in space suits stepping out of UFOs, crafts hovering
Posted on 5/8/26 at 5:37 pm to Naked Bootleg
Posted on 5/8/26 at 5:37 pm to Naked Bootleg
South Park did this as a earth reality tv show.
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 5:43 pm to AlterEd
Liberals are aliens who have taken human form.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 5:44 pm to Goforit
quote:fify
Liberals are demons who have taken human form.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 5:51 pm to BigAL Golesh
I just read a report from August 1947 from a husband and wife in Twin Falls, ID who were sitting on their front porch and saw 50 or 60 presumed flying saucers. The saucers flew over the city, but there was no mention of other sightings.
This post was edited on 5/8/26 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 5/8/26 at 6:14 pm to Hangover Haven
I remember in all the documentaries on the early space program, they all say that those "fireflies" that John Glenn saw were nothing more than discharged urine from his capsule. Well, guess that might be another thing we've been lied to.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 6:28 pm to cajunangelle
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4-foot beings in space suits stepping out of UFOs, crafts hovering silently, then disappearing at “fantastic speeds,
So basically every sci-fi motion picture in the history of movies got it right?
Riiiiight.
This post was edited on 5/8/26 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 5/8/26 at 6:37 pm to prouddawg
I wonder how many moon landing deniers have used the pics from the moon in defense of their belief in advanced alien life.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 6:56 pm to AlterEd
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That being, that the appearance of the phenomenon appears to change based on the cultural beliefs of the observer.
I swear, you are so close to the point
Posted on 5/8/26 at 7:34 pm to cajunangelle
So that Cajun joke I heard about Clebaire and Tee Baab in the duck blind was not a joke after all.
The story goes like this. So Clebaire and Tee Baab are sitting in their duck blind waiting for the sun to come up so they can start shooting ducks. As the sun creeps over the horizon, a little flying saucer slowly descends and lands right in front of them. After a short while a small door opens up on the side of the Flying Saucer. Clebaire and Tee Baab watch in awe as a tiny ladder descends to the ground, followed by two small Green Space Aliens climbing down the ladder. So stunned by the incident Clebaire and Tee Baab can't even speak.
After a long pause Clebaire says to Tee Baab,"Le tonnerre mon chien, do you see that? What is that?" To which Tee Baab responds,"I dunno, but quick get on the phone and call Irene - tell her to start a pot of rice".
*[rimshot]*
The story goes like this. So Clebaire and Tee Baab are sitting in their duck blind waiting for the sun to come up so they can start shooting ducks. As the sun creeps over the horizon, a little flying saucer slowly descends and lands right in front of them. After a short while a small door opens up on the side of the Flying Saucer. Clebaire and Tee Baab watch in awe as a tiny ladder descends to the ground, followed by two small Green Space Aliens climbing down the ladder. So stunned by the incident Clebaire and Tee Baab can't even speak.
After a long pause Clebaire says to Tee Baab,"Le tonnerre mon chien, do you see that? What is that?" To which Tee Baab responds,"I dunno, but quick get on the phone and call Irene - tell her to start a pot of rice".
*[rimshot]*
This post was edited on 5/9/26 at 10:09 am
Posted on 5/8/26 at 7:41 pm to BillyBobfan24_7
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I haven't seen any of our stealth jets that can move laterally like that while hauling arse away. I'm not saying they can't.
Camera shook.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 7:56 pm to aTmTexas Dillo
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Different elements than we have on the periodic chart?
Metals that are useful for anything are usually alloys. Maybe they have alloys of different mixes than what we have found so far.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 7:58 pm to cajunangelle
They must have had jockeys/midgets in space suits.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:11 pm to cajunangelle
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FBI files on UFOs 4-foot beings in space suits stepping out of UFOs, crafts hovering
I’ve been told for decades they were 3 foot tall!!
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:15 pm to cajunangelle
In the video above, I see what appeared to be jeep headlights off in the distance and somebody’s moving the camera from side side.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:17 pm to AlterEd
That's what I'm more inclined to believe. Multiverse theory has been around for a long time and has been gaining steam in recent decades.
If there are infinite parallel earths it would make sense to see something weird every now and then. Would also make sense why there's no quality videos or pictures. I don't think anyone from a parallel earth is coming over here. I think people are just seeing very brief snippets from another earth. People in another earth may see a brief snippet of some of our planes and believe we're super advanced aliens. With how big earth is and how unpredictable and brief the snippets our, would be impossible to capture a quality picture or video.. unless a snippet just so happens to happen right in front of a camera that is already recording.
I think all the abduction claims are from people either lying, or they saw a snippet and didn't know how to understand what they saw, so their minds created bullshite stories to make sense of it.
Would be wild if it's eventually discovered that the hovering and then rapid vanish into the distance is from some kind of time dilation. In the parallel earth, the aircraft is just flying normally, but when a snippet of it first bleeds into our world, it just shows it hovering in the air, and the rapid vanish is the world trying to sync back up. Kind of like how if you're playing a game with bad lag, everything is at a standstill until the lag lets up, then you see everything moving extremely fast as the server tries to sync you back up.
If there are infinite parallel earths it would make sense to see something weird every now and then. Would also make sense why there's no quality videos or pictures. I don't think anyone from a parallel earth is coming over here. I think people are just seeing very brief snippets from another earth. People in another earth may see a brief snippet of some of our planes and believe we're super advanced aliens. With how big earth is and how unpredictable and brief the snippets our, would be impossible to capture a quality picture or video.. unless a snippet just so happens to happen right in front of a camera that is already recording.
I think all the abduction claims are from people either lying, or they saw a snippet and didn't know how to understand what they saw, so their minds created bullshite stories to make sense of it.
Would be wild if it's eventually discovered that the hovering and then rapid vanish into the distance is from some kind of time dilation. In the parallel earth, the aircraft is just flying normally, but when a snippet of it first bleeds into our world, it just shows it hovering in the air, and the rapid vanish is the world trying to sync back up. Kind of like how if you're playing a game with bad lag, everything is at a standstill until the lag lets up, then you see everything moving extremely fast as the server tries to sync you back up.
This post was edited on 5/8/26 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:19 pm to Revelator
I met two of them on my rural lot in Colorado. They were nice. I would say they were closer to 3 than 4 feet tall. Kind of walked with a pimp stroll.
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:29 pm to RobbBobb
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Its almost like cell phones scared them out of our galaxy
I think it was social media they saw and said “frick that!” , then deuced out never to return.
Damn they are super smart!
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:39 pm to Hangover Haven
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Only If I could smell that paper....
Go to a library and find an older book. 1970's book will do lol
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:42 pm to 4x4tiger
Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:58 pm to AlterEd
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But something people should keep in mind is that the idea of the small beings with large heads is an American thing. In America this is pretty predominant in the literature. But if you take the time to look through the Russian literature you'll find that the opposite description is predominant
There's a Yakov Smirnoff joke here somewhere, I just know it.
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