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re: Dozens of UFO's Have Been Recovered & 4 Different Types of Aliens Identified!!

Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:17 am to
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
19813 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:17 am to
They look like the Swedish bikini team. Those are the kind of aliens I could embrace and make legal.

The rest need to get off my lawn!
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:17 am to
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7210 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:17 am to
Here’s one type:
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37614 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:23 am to
Oooooh the reptilians. Pretty bad bunch as well. We are their dinner.....did you not see the mini series V back in the 80s.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
7537 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:25 am to
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Damn. The use of all CAPS has totally changed my mind on this. Gotta be for real if everyone is using CAPs


Seems to be effective for most of the posters on this board
Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
11273 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:27 am to
Aliens: We are so advanced that we have mastered the ability to traverse billions of lightyear, traverse wormholes or travel faster than the speed of light via unknown means.

Also Aliens: We loose all ability to pilot our super advanced ships when we get close to this tiny rock in space.


I am not denying there are things flying around we don't know about. I am absolutely calling BS that "DOZENS" of these things have crashed. That is logically absurd.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23398 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:27 am to
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Lizard person, you say??

I mean the fact that lizard people are now being reported on media news networks is certainly a development.

This would’ve been fringe Art Bell/Alex Jones stuff a decade ago and now the president and media are talking about it as fact.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19357 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:30 am to
They traveled millions of miles through space littered with debris and somehow they crashed here. That texting while driving is a bitch
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19474 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:33 am to
LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD



I think we already found them 50 years ago
Posted by Vandergriff
Member since Nov 2020
1572 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:36 am to
The gullibility and stupidity of the human mind will never cease to amaze me.

It's no longer a simulation.

We are living the age of Idiocracy.

Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47224 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:39 am to
Who are they?

Where are they from?

How did they get here?

What are their objectives, goals and priorities in being here?

And most importantly, where’s the physical evidence?
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 8:40 am
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:39 am to
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
7179 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:42 am to
"Crash" is probably not the right word.

We've downed them with high power radar waves and at least once with a nuclear blast. Others are thought to be gifts.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55873 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:43 am to
So they were real?

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55873 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:44 am to
Mechanical problems.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33703 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:44 am to
Insectoids...





This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 8:45 am
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
12002 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:51 am to
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Luckily these UFOs only crash on or near US military bases so no one else ever has the chance to see them first.


There have been several reports of UFOs going down with witnesses to military retrievals. So no, this isn't true. It's often reported that civilians see them first and are then told to keep their frickin mouths shut about it under threat of death.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
12002 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:52 am to
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So they have technology the get here from a galaxy far far away but then crash their vehicle and get captured by beings without the ability to travel to galaxies far far away?


Who says they're coming from a separate galaxy?
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:52 am to
Other than the big Norwegian aliens, the other 3 are the same aliens portrayed in nearly every Hollywood alien movie since the 50s. I guess Hollywood has known all along.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
12002 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:56 am to
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Other than the big Norwegian aliens, the other 3 are the same aliens portrayed in nearly every Hollywood alien movie since the 50s. I guess Hollywood has known all along.


All four of them have been portrayed in movies for decades and all four have been featured prominently in the abduction literature.

Early on the Nordics were reported to be coming from the planet Venus. Then somewhere along the way people began saying they actually come from the Pleiades star system.

The guy saying this stuff is Hal Puthoff. Stanford PhD in physics. Went on to work for both the NSA and the CIA. While his credentials are impeccable and he has been a pro UFO disclosure guy for a long time, I would still take anything he says with a grain of salt. He is CIA.
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 8:58 am
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