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re: Dozens of UFO's Have Been Recovered & 4 Different Types of Aliens Identified!!

Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:01 am to
Posted by BuckeyeGoon
Member since Jan 2025
1200 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:01 am to
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So no, this isn't true.


Where's your proof if my statement/joke is false?
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11081 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:03 am to
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So they have technology the get here from a galaxy far far away but then crash their vehicle and get captured by beings without the ability to travel to galaxies far far away?


Maybe we’re just catching their pets. The alien version of the dog crate falling out of the back of their truck.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:06 am to
Read up on the Kecksburg incident, the Roswell incident, the Aztec UFO incident (New Mexico), Cape Girardeau UFO crash, and Shag Harbour (Canada), just off the top of my head. All of these incidents had civilian witnesses to a UFO crash who then saw military come in later and retrieve the objects. Witnesses are usually told in no uncertain terms to keep their frickin mouths shut about it.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
13871 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:07 am to
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Damn.

The use of all CAPS has totally changed my mind on this.


Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17502 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:07 am to
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SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE”


Uhh, so they are "too scared to talk" but somehow still provided information. To a journalist. Who's job it is to blab to the public.


And supposedly we have intelligent aliens visiting. Who has technology way beyond our own. Who has mastered faster than light speed propulsion evidently. Only to get here and crash like grandpa mistaking the accelerator with the brake and ramming into the local Waffle House??
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 9:34 am
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:10 am to
The rumor is that we were able to take down several during the early days of radar development because it fricked up their navigation systems. And that they fixed that problem. But that most of our captured craft are going to come from the late 40s and early 50s.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20122 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:11 am to
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a local family called 911 in a panic, claiming that two large, non-human entities ranging from 8 to 10 feet tall with large, shiny eyes were in their backyard.


Great. I bet we signed them up for Medicaid EBT and gave them Voting cards.

Seriously, this would be a dilemma. If this happened in my back yard I’d probably just be cool and let them go about their business vs unleashing Iwo Jima on their alien asses. I don’t want to start an interstellar war.
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 9:12 am
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
13574 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:11 am to
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Seems to be effective for most of the posters on this board


I think it's the anonymous sources who aren't afraid to report the story but are afraid to give any falsifiable details who push them over the top.

The all caps probably doesn't hurt, though.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
13574 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:13 am to
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The rumor is




Are you a Scientologist? You are, aren't you? You saw Battlefield Earth over 20 times, didn't you?
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
12010 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:13 am to
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Uhh, so they are "too scared to talk" but somehow still provided information. To a journalist. Who's job it is to blab to the public.



Not quite the way it went down, nor how it is portrayed. Hal Puthoff is the person passing this information along. He is NSA/CIA and has been pro UFO disclosure for a long time. He is not afraid to talk. But he also doesn't have first hand information about these supposed beings. He is passing information along from his contacts who are afraid to come forward for fear for their lives.

And considering we have recently had 12 scientists go missing or turn up dead who all worked on advanced propulsion or alloy tech, I would say these people are probably right to fear for their lives.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
12010 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:14 am to
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wackatimesthree


frick off, dipshit.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134939 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:14 am to
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TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD!
I think I saw that movie!
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
5399 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:16 am to
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So they have technology the get here from a galaxy far far away but then crash their vehicle and get captured by beings without the ability to travel to galaxies far far away?

Light speed travel is child's play. If you need extraction of your fellow aliens, only the US Delta Force could get that job done.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
13574 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:19 am to
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Maybe we’re just catching their pets.


If any of this is real, we'll be their pets.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7181 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:19 am to
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Roswell incident,


Absolutely nothing. Jesse Marcel was my grandmothers brother. He didn’t begin to talk about the incident as anything more than a balloon recovery until he had dementia and the UFO people started coming around and asking questions that confused him.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
7179 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:19 am to
Puthoff is also one of the guys that was running the Stargate program with the remote viewers. He was in on the decision to not disclose when they opened that up for debate a couple decades ago.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
13574 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:22 am to
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frick off, dipshit.


I'll take that as confirmation, since it was LRH who famously said, "Never defend, always attack."
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
39718 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:22 am to
I remember a particular “Star Trek “ episode wherein advanced Beings who were devoid of Feelings interacted with the Humans for the energy that Feeling offers. Also that mythical ‘Angels’ bailed on Spiritual ‘Heaven’ to get some of the passion that bodily entities enjoy.

I’ve also heard that these supposed UAP Aliens can read our thoughts and even affect them. This may be relevant re the current wave of irrational ‘suicides’ of activist UAP/Alien scientists.

Albeit in a God-based Spiritual Paradigm/Simulation, there would certainly be limitations on said Aliens ability to interfere with Human Free Will.

The above scenario would really piss people off if true. “War in Heaven and on Earth “ as per ‘end time’ Scripture, as this scenario played out. I cannot imagine that ‘conversation’. But I’d like to hear it.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
12010 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:23 am to
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Light speed travel is child's play.


I saw an interesting video the other day. A guy is claiming that essentially they travel through a means of quantum teleportation at a macro scale. Which, we know that quantum teleportation is a thing. We do it ourselves.

But anyways, he was claiming to have remote viewed and talked to one of these beings. He asked the being "how do you get from here to Alpha Centauri? The only way we know to do it would be to go straight at it, really fast for a very long time."

He says that the closest thing he could get to providing a description a human would understand of how it's done is if you imagine a rubick's cube, but on each of the tiles of the cube is a periodic table. He says if you want to go to Alpha Centauri you just configure the cube to match Alpha Centauri and you're there.

Anyways, it was a neat thought experiment if nothing else.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
12010 posts
Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:24 am to
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I'll take that as confirmation,


I don't give a frick how you take it.

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always attack."


That's all you fricking did here. Because you're a pathetic a-hole
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