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re: DoorDash is a human right

Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:26 am to
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157973 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:26 am to
Never enter a chain restaurant within 1 hour of closing.

Never.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21458 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:27 am to
There is a chic fil a right outside my neighborhood approximately 30 to 45 seconds from my house. The amount of times a day I see their delivery vehicles driving through my neighborhood is ridiculous. People have reached a level of lazy where even a 30 second drive is inconvenient.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1638 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:27 am to
It's not about what they can or can't do. Anybody can go to a store and buy canned vegetables, rice, chicken. People who are vision or hearing impaired do it daily by using city buses or ride services or walking.

They just want to act like they have too much other shite going on to have the time or ability to do it.
Posted by BuckeyeGoon
Member since Jan 2025
1199 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:28 am to
Even if you're lazy there's still stuff like cereal and cold cut sandwiches that take all of 45 seconds to put together. Thats what I did when I was younger and lived alone. Nobody needs to be spending $20+ for delivery meals.
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1967 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:28 am to
This stuff is pretty expensive isn’t it? I know my sister in law on my wife’s side uses it a lot and she’s a degenerate.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
13871 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:30 am to
quote:


Too lazy to cook is a tax on the poor?


"Poor" here is code for certain people. If their laziness and shite habits are criticized, or if subsidizing those shite habits and choices is threatened to be removed... boom! "Human rights issue," and "racist."

Dem da' rulez.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
13871 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Why not use the drive through on the way home from work? Do they not go to work?


Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
13871 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:31 am to
quote:


quote:
Do they not go to work?


Oh you


Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157973 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:33 am to
The prices for menu items isn’t typically inflated in my experience using Uber Eats while on the road occasionally after arriving late to a hotel.

But there can be extra delivery charges and tip for the driver.


Every time I do it I regret it. They forget stuff. Don’t read the notes and the food is obviously never hot.

Poor people shouldn’t be using them at all.
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2964 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:34 am to
They don't have the capacity to make a sandwich or start a crockpot, but they have the capacity to vote (if they don't have to show an ID, because they don't have the capacity to get one).

They don't have the capacity to operate a microwave, but they can navigate DoorDash, Reddit and TikTok.

They don't have to capacity to boil water or turn on an oven, but they have the capacity to lecture older generations about how the world should operate.

Seems legit.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1638 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:35 am to
quote:

There is a chic fil a right outside my neighborhood approximately 30 to 45 seconds from my house. 

I wish I had this as an option. Hell, forget the drive or delivery. Is there a crosswalk. If you don't have to sprint through several lanes of traffic, they could walk over there.
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1967 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:36 am to
I get that. Even when I go on vacation and get fast food I go get it. I’m pretty sketch of my food going in someone’s nasty car especially after the whole thing with people licking ice cream awhile back in stores. Same goes for pizza I just go get it.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
13565 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:40 am to
quote:

It's the boomers fault


That's it.

The Boomers used up all the recipes. There's nothing left.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4266 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:43 am to
quote:

I love how they jump immediately to 'their time is expensive'.


It's amazing how much time opens up when you put down the cell phone & turn off the computer. As much as I love TD, it sucks a lot of time away too.

It's fun having a 5 paragraph argument with a stranger, but sometimes a break is the best thing you can do. Would love to see how well these kids could cook after a 2 week social media fast
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 8:44 am
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35934 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Door dash is a tax on the poor


The Bee or not the Bee?
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
77733 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:53 am to
If they're too dumb to learn to cook, I say they're incompetent to be entrusted with voting privileges.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17497 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:56 am to
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It's the boomers fault, as soon as they are dead and gone uptopia!


Absolutely! When the old people die.. everyone will have nice things, cheap houses, three day work weeks, gourmet meals on demand, empty prisons, free college, cheap healthcare with no wait....

It's funny that Gen Z has no time to do basic life sustaining things... but Instagram, TicTok, Facebook, X, Snapchat, YouTube, etc has millions of new videos each day of people either ranting or shouting "look at meeeeee!!!"
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16174 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:04 am to
quote:

prices for menu items isn’t typically inflated in my experience using Uber Eats

That's funny, because Uber Eats/DD take about a 30% cut of the menu price. The bigger the chain (Popeyes, McDonalds, etc.) the smaller the negotiated cut, but local places absolutely have menu prices through delivery apps at least 20% higher than ordering it for pickup. Multiple restaurants near me will charge $30 for an $18 entree, but then make it two for one.
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
6041 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:07 am to
Posted by Pragmatist2025
Member since Jun 2025
1022 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:10 am to
quote:

Never enter a chain restaurant within 1 hour of closing.
Addendum: never be rude to your server, never send food back/insult the cook, & never eat at a salad bar.
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