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DoorDash is a human right

Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:03 am
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:03 am
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DoorDash a Necessity Because Zoomers Lack 'Capacity' to Cook




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Imagine this: You graduated college but don't have the time-management skills (e.g. "programming" a rice cooker, crockpot, etc.) nor the mental capacity to create home-cooked meals.
Posted by Judnnc
Member since Jun 2025
631 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:05 am to
I hate that Papa John's and Pizza Hut almost exclusively use these guys now.
Posted by EnglebertHumperdink
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:14 am to
Poor people are forced to pay extra for a sandwich when bread and ham is cheaper to buy from the store?
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:15 am to
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Poor people in America used to starve to death before they had the ability to order a McDonalds meal for $50.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:18 am to
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Poor people are forced to pay extra for a sandwich when bread and ham is cheaper to buy from the store?

Because they don't know the recipe for cooking sandwiches.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47214 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:18 am to
*1970's Americans

It's called a MICROWAVE oven.





*Yes, microwave ovens existed for home use in the 60's but were large, heavy and very expensive.
Posted by roadGator
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:19 am to
Too lazy to cook is a tax on the poor?

Wow. Young leftists are the most insane group on the planet.

Their two mommies or two daddies didn’t teach them how to boil water or make a sandwich or throw three things in a crockpot?

This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 7:33 am
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4263 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:19 am to
MF'ers have plenty of time for TikTok & whining online though.

Instead of Roblox, spend one night watching the free Gordon Ramsey cooking series on Youtube, or any of the 5,000 alternatives
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
73096 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:19 am to
This what I call “weaponized laziness”. People not being able to cook for themselves comes from either one of two things.

1: they’re too lazy to cook
2: they’re too lazy to learn how to cook.

I’m not saying you should learn how to become an executive level chef….but you should be able to figure out how to make some simple dishes. There was a time I could barely figure out hamburger helper and no my family and my in-laws beg me to cook for them.

Stop being fricking lazy.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
19561 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:20 am to
These kinds of stories blow me away. The ignorance and entitlement of GenZ will be talked about for decades.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
90769 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:23 am to
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These kinds of stories blow me away. The ignorance and entitlement of GenZ will be talked about for decades.

It's the boomers fault, as soon as they are dead and gone uptopia!
Posted by BCvol
Member since Jan 2022
507 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:24 am to
Why not use the drive through on the way home from work? Do they not go to work?
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157971 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:25 am to
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Do they not go to work?


Oh you
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157971 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:26 am to
The ones from the early to mid 1970s weren’t light. Could not move my grandmas at a kid.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:29 am to
Capacity

Posted by theballguy
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Member since Oct 2011
37282 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:31 am to
Forget about the junk food thing (any food you or someone else don't cook yourself is essentially junk food), are these people so lazy they can't drive to McD's or Wingstop to pick up their slop?
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26220 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:33 am to
Sounds like laziness to me.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157971 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:33 am to
Having to drive yourself to get food is a tax on the poor.

They don’t have time or capacity to sit in a drive through line

Do you have no heart?
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15563 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:36 am to
According to Taylor Lorenz, poor people be like:

Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1927 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:37 am to
Never used door dash as I don’t want my food in some persons nasty arse car. There’s a guy I follow on social media who orders it just to frick with people. He does give them lots of cash but he’s very weird and most of the time the drivers are even more weird and trashy.
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