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re: Under $2 gas this week?

Posted by Onyx Aggie on 1/4/26 at 1:58 pm to
I paid $1.99 at Sam's 2 days ago.
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Arguably even more beautiful than mom.


Lol, no. Are you talking prime? That isn't even close. Current, as in the above pic with both of them, Lynda is still better looking.
Looks like she is about to become the "see, it's not the honest, hardworking Somalis that are committing fraud" poster girl.
Every day, in a million ways, AWFLs prove they just need to stay the frick home, shut the frick up, and stop ruining shite.

re: Mid grade babe thread nsfw

Posted by Onyx Aggie on 1/1/26 at 11:44 pm to
I have nothing against a 5, 6, or 7 so long as they don't have oversized, unproportionable asses and realize they are a 5, 6, or 7.

re: A statistical anomaly

Posted by Onyx Aggie on 1/1/26 at 10:44 pm to
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You don’t want a driven woman?
No, I want an intelligent, kind, nurturing woman that can manage my home and bring me peace. There is a lot of real estate between driven and lazy.

re: A statistical anomaly

Posted by Onyx Aggie on 1/1/26 at 10:17 pm to
I certainly wish you well in your search, but
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career motivated, driven
are masculine traits that I am certainly not looking for in a mate.

re: Mid grade babe thread nsfw

Posted by Onyx Aggie on 1/1/26 at 10:15 pm to
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You can have a cute face and great tits, but if you “as a women” possess an arse like Hank Hill, I just can’t get on board with that.
That's all good and well, but there is a lot of territory between a pancake arse and these chicks with asses the size of a dump truck.
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Why house them for six months tho? Why not turn them over to ice?

Is there anything preventing them from being turned over to ICE prior to completion of their term?

re: Celebrity Death Pool 2026

Posted by Onyx Aggie on 1/1/26 at 1:10 pm to
Scott Adams
Dick Van Dyke
King Charles

re: Moving to New York in your 20s

Posted by Onyx Aggie on 12/28/25 at 4:51 pm to
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Talent and serious skills are big factors. That's always been in demand.
Absolutely, but those don't get you in the door, they keep you there once you've entered.
My younger brother did stints in both NYC and LA. He managed to survive in both both definitely didn't thrive. He is happy to have given it a shot, but now he is a successful restaurant owner.

To succeed in a place like that, you basically need to have at least 2 of the following 3 traits: tenacity, luck, connections.
It is likely better for the US to have no ambassador in those places than to have whatever psuedo-Marxist, deep-staters Biden put in place.
Are we supposed to know who the little black is?
I dont like the little retarded goblin, but the UK is out of control with this shite. They are making China, Russia, and South Korea look tolerant.
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People in Japan smoke so fricking much that my go-to hotel in Tokyo puts bottles of Febreeze in every room so you can make your suits not smell like an ashtray after a work "dinner."
When I was in high school, I was pretty tight with one of my cousins and would sometimes go spend the weekend at his house. His parents smoked like chimneys. By the time I got home on Sunday night, my entire duffle bag and everything in it would smell like a fricking ashtray.
It wasn't time that fricked her up. It was her plastic surgeon.