Onyx Aggie

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People in Japan smoke so fricking much that my go-to hotel in Tokyo puts bottles of Febreeze in every room so you can make your suits not smell like an ashtray after a work "dinner."

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When I was in high school, I was pretty tight with one of my cousins and would sometimes go spend the weekend at his house. His parents smoked like chimneys. By the time I got home on Sunday night, my entire duffle bag and everything in it would smell like a fricking ashtray.

He was just feeling a bit ashy:

I rarely used any cuss word around my daughter as she grew up. Of course, as a former sailor some would occasionally slip out, but she was quick to let me know I shouldn't say that word.

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Nikki Bella is about 20x more popular than Cooper Dejean. They also aren't dating and were just seen together. Weird to name drop Coop and not Bella. Cooper met her becauae he's a fan. You made it seem like Coop is a celebrity and he's dating some random milf. All of which is false. Bella is a celebrity who met a fan and they aren't dating.

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Holy white knighting!. I haven't seen some rando dude simp for a bitch like this in a while. You can actually sense the tears and snot as this was typed.

It's OK that more people on a sports forum know the NFL player than the old OF/WWE (apparently) whore. Just because her chatbot once said nice things to you doesn't mean you have to go so hard in the paint for her. She's just a slightly above average old whore. It's not that serious.

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Since when can you not check into a hotel room unless you’re 21 y/o?

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Thankfully this wasn't the case in Orlando back in the early 90s. If it was, I would have gotten a lot less pussy while I was still living on base.

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It's one thing to be a 'narco-terrorist' and another thing to be a fisherman that's getting paid 100 bucks [who a] couple times a year, runs on one of these boats to supplement his income,

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Today I learned running drugs on speedboats is nothing more than a Venezuelan fisherman side hustle.

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Do liberals believe every crime committed by an illegal alien is just a random accident?

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They believe every crime committed by ANY of their preferred minorities is a function of the oppression of that minority by White Men.

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Freedom breeds inequity

That's why people hate it

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Freedom does not breed inequity. Life breeds inequity. There is as much or more inequity formed in authoritarian systems as there is in freer systems.

I believe the real reason people hate freedom is control, not inequity.

I would ask the fiancée which she prefers. If she chooses blood diamonds, tell her fine, but she better never say a damn thing about him lacking empathy.

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The ladies on Landman. Which is your top pick?

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I've never seen the show and have only heard of Ali and Demi, but based on the pictures posted, it would be 2, 1, 3, 5, 4.

Surprise, surprise. Real ID is useless as expected. I carry a passport card as well, so I should be good. In addition, I'm extremely unlikely to get profiled as a possible illegal immigrant.

That being said, I despise the idea of American citizens having to show papers in that fashion, but if you are a Hispanic citizen hanging out with a bunch of illegals, you can't really be surprised when you get temporarily nabbed.

If I was a fricking idiot hanging out in a crack house, I certainly wouldn't be shocked if I got detained until they determined I was clean. I wouldn't like it, but I would expect it.