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Onyx Aggie
Favorite team: | Navy ![]() |
Location: | Foothills of the Smokies |
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Number of Posts: | 2405 |
Registered on: | 9/16/2012 |
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re: I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 7/20/24 at 8:03 am
I prefer this classic.
[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTaOKSt-bZ8[/embed]...
re: Keith Olbermann is calling for Garland to arrest Judge Cannon
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 7/15/24 at 9:59 am
Same dude will also unironically claim Trump is the fascist dictator. ...
re: UK sugar tax worked to cut sugar consumption by 50%; wants to implement more taxes
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 7/10/24 at 10:28 pm
[quote]US should do this.[/quote]
The government using punitive taxes to force behavior that it wants is despicable. ...
re: Meat delivery boxes
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 7/7/24 at 5:52 pm
[quote]Yuck, you might cause a girl to become vegetarian[/quote]
So, you'd then be looking for the ol' eggplant?...
re: Meat delivery boxes
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 7/7/24 at 5:41 pm
Add a pic. I may be interested in delivering some quality meat to your box.
ETA: Just noticed this was on the Food and Drink board, not the OT where this joke would be better appreciated! ??...
re: Would you date a girl that has an only fans?
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 7/5/24 at 10:24 pm
[quote]she’s a whore[/quote]...
re: Noted Legal Scholar, Monica Lewinsky, says Judge Cannon Should be Impeached
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 6/25/24 at 8:15 pm
[quote]
Slick Willy didn’t stain her blue dress because she gave great brains[/quote]
I think that is EXACTLY why he stained her dress.
[link=(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=getting%20brain)]getting brain[/link]...
re: Coffee Chain Shuts Down after Baristas Unionize
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 6/19/24 at 5:55 am
[quote]if a business model depends on not paying a living wage, then it’s a failed business model[/quote]
I never cease to be amazed by some of the absolutely retarded things that some people post. ...
re: FDA reverses order taking Juul vaping products off the market in US
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 6/7/24 at 11:06 am
[quote]FDA reverses order taking Juul vaping products off the market in US[/quote]
Someone's likely getting a new boat and a long vacation....
re: Let’s see your Instagram crushes - NSFW
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 5/18/24 at 5:50 pm
[quote]@giusymeloni[/quote]
This guy gets it. ...
re: Why is the discourse here so hateful?
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 5/4/24 at 8:12 am
Go frick yourself, you fricking dumb, retarded c unt....
re: Uh oh. California gas prices, here we come. 4.29 in ohio
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/25/24 at 5:57 pm
[quote]
Cheapest gas price today in the U.S. is $3.09 in Mississippi.
Forbes[/quote]
Forbes is wrong. Gas Buddy shows $3.01 here in Knoxville at a station I filled up yesterday for $2.99...
re: Whats the best way to get out of Jury Duty?
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/21/24 at 11:15 pm
I've always just let them know I believe in jury nullification. Haven't sat one yet in the 4 times I've been called. ...
re: How many folks here have had the honor of having one of their topics stickied?
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/19/24 at 5:27 am
[quote]I stickied a lot of socks as a young man[/quote]
I stickied OP's mom....
re: Antonio Brown shared some pretty insightful thoughts on Caitlin Clark
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/18/24 at 8:47 pm
[quote]First off anyone who likes women to be hairless down there too much, probably likes fricking little girls[/quote]
This sounds like the type of dumb shite a male feminist bitch would say.
That being said, the sweet spot is obviously bald lips with a nice muff above.
Nobody wants a hair...
re: Ukraine scraps service limit - ‘At war until you die’
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/14/24 at 5:46 pm
How could they be going without? Surely they're are dozens of European countries throwing money and weapons at them. ...
re: Sheila Jackson Lee: The Moon Is 'Made Up Mostly of Gases'
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/10/24 at 11:36 pm
[quote]Sheila Jackson served as a member of the Science Committee and the Ranking Member on the Space and Aeronautics Subcommittee.[/quote]
If you truly believe this means she has any legit scientific knowledge, you are a fricking retard. ...
re: Why doesn't Trump pick a MAGA athlete as his VP?
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/10/24 at 11:15 pm
[quote]Tim Scott
Doug Burgum
Kim Reynolds
Brian Kemp
Glenn Youngkin
Chip Roy
Marco Rubio
Dan Crenshaw
Tom Cotton
Susan Collins
[/quote]
A hobo's dick cheese would be a better VP than most on this list. ...
re: This is Iowa fans pinnacle, WBB bc they know theyll never win CF, MBB, or CWS
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/2/24 at 11:44 am
Let the salt flow....
re: Police locate kidnapped girl, then shoot and kill innocent kidnapped girl (YouTube)
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 4/2/24 at 10:18 am
[quote]especially the man who pulled the trigger.[/quote]
Obviously the true victim here.
Jackass....
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