Blizzard of Chizz

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Think about this. I doubt most of you want to re-tile your shower or put on a new roof on your own.

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I find it fascinating that no matter how hard democrats try to convince people they aren’t who they are, they can never change their spots. For nearly 250 years they’ve been invested in cheap labor. They’ve moved the blacks out of the fields and onto a voting plantation, and now they are fully invested in the cheap labor of the brown skinned man.

One other point. Southern democrats used the 3/5 compromise to gain political by counting 3/5 of the slave population in the census to gain house seats. Today they fight tooth and nail to count the illegal population in the census for the exact same reason.

He’s planning on building a wall through the middle of Bham to cut off the REC’s access and influence of the SEC HQ.

Also, the Auburn Iron Curtain defense has a nice ring to it. :lol:

I find it odd that despite a long track record of AU bungling hires, and the way Sumrall went from absolute lock of the century according to a lot of posters here, to the chaos that erupted in the last week leading up to the iron bowl, that some posters just willingly believe that nothing significant happened and we hired Golesh at 1am like that was the plan all along. Durkin was going to be the hire, I have absolutely zero doubts about that. Golesh accepting the gig at the last hour is nothing short of a miracle

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Really gives you confidence that they knocked this hire out of the park, doesn't it?

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You tell me. We hired a 5-19 bum who caught lighting in a bottle, a HS coach with 1 year of college HC experience, a lazy potato because our AD thought he was the smartest peanut in the turd and prostitute buying, Bible thumping retread.. I’d say hiring the fricking Russian who’s actually built something and is ready to turn around the biggest dumpster fire in the conference was the right hire.

What’s that old Bama excuse we used to hear all the time before Nick showed up? It went something like “they’ve never beaten the tide when we’re at full strength Pawwwl”

So I guess congrats on never beating Auburn when we’re at full strength :dunno:

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He circled back to Golesh. Golesh told him he would take it but would not have anyone forced on him. Cohen abandoned his dreams of retention and keeping certain coaches and hired Golesh to save his arse and to keep the heat off of himself.

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If this is true, this might be one of the most pivotal moments in Auburn history. Cohen ceded staff autonomy (something they even denied Kirby) to save his own arse. For the first time in multiple generations, an AU HC has the power to clean house from top to bottom.

So to recap, Cohen tripped over his own dick and one of the best hires in the cycle fell into his lap at midnight and then he surrendered the keys to the kingdom. :bow: :bow: :bow:

When is the presser?

I agree. I don’t think it’s a good look to turn the HC into a meme of this nature.

The comments are hilarious. Somebody said winter workouts will be in Siberia :lol:

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This morning he was claiming it was Durkin and he’d tell the story once it was announced.

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He referenced that. He’s saying something happened at the last minute because the Golesh hire came out of nowhere. He thinks someone shut Cohen down at the last minute to prevent him from hiring Durkin and they hired Golesh instead.

Apparently Cohen fricked up the Sumrall hire also by agreeing to let him interview Durkin and making a decision on whether to retain him. At some point it leaked out that Cohen was working on an extension for Durkin and others and it pissed Sumrall off.

Damn! LK long dicked OM with a short dick on the way outta town.

Ole Miss: SVU