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re: Dating in Portland (update page 4)

Posted on 7/7/25 at 2:10 am to
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1365 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 2:10 am to
Is that Ann Coulter in that picture? If so, run and never contact again. That bitch is crazy no matter your politics or passions.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12090 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 4:01 am to
Get off dating apps. I never dealt with this type of bullshite when meeting people out and about in real life and I live in an area that is 75% Democrat and 25% Republican. I don’t see how you baws stay on these apps they are designed for you to fail women are talking to 25 guys at once and just seeking attention and validation and most of them have no interest in actually meeting they just want to chit chat or have someone to take them out to free dinners a few times a week.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17540 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 4:53 am to
Yeah, you know where this is going. I feel like in Portland the best you can do is apolitical, which carries its own issues. Good luck!
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
28920 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 5:11 am to
Looks like a fake profile
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29526 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 6:30 am to
"Anything You're Really Passionate About Or Enjoy A Lot "

Yes - bouncing my balls off your chin
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:04 am to
Ask her opinion on painted end zones and her favorite Saints uniforms.
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
6265 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:10 am to
Just say you’re enjoying the golden age of America, and are planning a trip to the Gulf of America
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79902 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:46 am to
quote:

In fairness to her I asked her on a date a bit sooner than ideal
What's the standard these days? Used to be, see a girl you're interested in, ask her out.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23258 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:50 am to
Just tell her that you believe the world started going to shite when the Astros switched to the AL and the Brewers went to the NL. It upset the natural order of things.
This post was edited on 7/7/25 at 7:54 am
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55404 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Get the frick out of there before Gavin Newscum consolidates the left coast and fires a north korean nuke at DC or MarLago.

Great post!
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:16 am to
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25506 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:18 am to
Damn why are you having political discussions on dating apps? Just to discuss on the poli board?
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:19 am to
I dont heckin WANT to mate
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85564 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:21 am to
I’ve never been more glad to be out of the dating game
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25506 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:21 am to
I mean kind of seems like you are turning a waste of time into a bigger waste of time for no reason. Just ignore and move on.
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
8622 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:22 am to
She seems to be pro-slavery. There is no doubt where she stands now. She’s not looking for the conservative diamond in the rough in Portland. She’s a virtue signaler now.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103909 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I’ve never been more glad to be out of the dating game


Seconded.

I don’t have the fricking patience to suffer a lot of the crap people do in order to get laid.
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
14460 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:34 am to
Sir Winston,

I am sorry but you totally screwed this up. You need to be writing back and telling her that America is not a dictatorship and anyone who believes in borders is a Nazi. Then you have a little fun, put your MAGA hat on and ride.

You missed a golden opportunity.

I only wish I was 25 years old and single to take advantage of this utter foolishness.
This post was edited on 7/7/25 at 9:35 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86161 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:34 am to
They are always SO disappointed when their dystopian nightmares don’t materialize. But they just freeze on a Fear Moment and and pretend it did. They are essentially psuedo religious fundamentalist peppers at this time, convening in anxious and mentally ill circles and praying for bad outcomes so their version of the world will be confirmed.

Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
9411 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Learn to enjoy getting pegged?


And hairy armpits.
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