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re: Canadian military simulated an invasion by US military

Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:35 pm to
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canada is packed with redneck baws that aren't just going to roll over, regardless of what may comprise their military

I would imagine that even their military, in their current weak state, would not follow orders to go along with any joint exercuses and give and take or conciliatory military relations with China.

I cannot even begin to imagine our current military hierarchy allowing it to hapoen. I mean our generals are friends with their generals.

It would be paramount to civil war.

Not only that but half of all Canadians, if not more, are very pro U.s. and.... well, most of Canada is empty. It's the second largest country in the world but it's populated at about the same density as Alaska. Something like 5 people per square mile.

I'd be willing to bet that the Canadian rednecks would side with the U.S. as friendlies, ESPECIALLY in Western Canada from Saskatchewan to the Pacific.

The Northwest Territories and The Yukon are actually less populated than Alaska I'm pretty sure.

I mean, I've hunted up there a few times and most people cannot even begin to imagine how sparsely populated and pro American Western Canada truly is. Hell ... it's uninhabitable. I was up there in the winter and they had mosquitoes and these big black blow flies and elk flies that would swarm like clouds and bite plugs out of you .... Canada is why deet was invented.

Canada is not self sustained. They rely on us to function.
Posted by bignuss18
Member since Sep 2025
806 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:38 pm to
Minnesota would be easier
Posted by Bengalbio
Member since Feb 2017
2208 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:39 pm to
Biggest self owns in the last 25 years:

Iraq War and wmds
Afghanistan nation building
Mission accomplished
Iran nuclear deal
Syria red line
51st state and associated belligerences

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102757 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:44 pm to
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Chinese reinforcements would be the real battle. How would these troops get to Canada?


Exactly. We would sink every Chinese naval vessel before they made it halfway across the pacific
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7964 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:45 pm to
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prompting a shift to asymmetric guerrilla tactics inspired by Afghan and Ukrainian resistance.

By the unarmed liberals? Alberta would GTFO. The Canadian Military, those who can use a gun would not defend them.

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while envisioning international aid from allies like France or Britain to deter occupation of Canada's vast territory.

Never going to happen. The UK is far closer to the US than Canada, France couldn't give a crap about Canada.

Plus Nukes.

quote:

compulsory service

Sandeep is not going to serve.
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
22217 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:09 pm to
Carney talks tough, but so did Maduro...he better watch it! Canada is no more dangerous than Venezuela to the U.S..
Posted by War Eagle 777
Georgia
Member since Nov 2010
473 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:18 pm to
Could we sent all the Somalis across the border so Canada can practice?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44306 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:33 pm to
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canada is packed with redneck baws


This is patently false.

Canada is packed with Chinese, Muslims, and Leftists shitbags.

There are a handful of redneck baws (and they hate your ilk).
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44306 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:35 pm to
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Chinese reinforcements would be the real battle. How would these troops get to Canada?


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Exactly. We would sink every Chinese naval vessel before they made it halfway across the pacific


Unless, of course, they are already here.

Canada has a shite ton of Chinese. They are ALL members of the CCP.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21262 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:35 pm to
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while envisioning international aid from allies like France or Britain to deter occupation of Canada's vast territory.

France wrote the manual “Surrendering a country for dummies”
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21262 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:40 pm to
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canada is packed with redneck baws that aren't just going to roll over, regardless of what may comprise their military

The only redneck boys you speak of are likely 90% conservative and in the countryside not the liberal cities. You know the conservatives who love the military and have fought all the wars to give you liberals freedom,
lol. Liberal men aren’t exactly the most masculine and fearsome of men.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11075 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:43 pm to
Would we even need the army? Seems like we could just tell a bunch of regular citizens to go claim it with the deer rifles.
Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
4420 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:44 pm to
I heard they lost over 26,000 soldiers and another 88,300 deserted to the U.S.
Posted by uziyourillusion
Member since Dec 2024
654 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:45 pm to
Meanwhile, a conflict with China likely ends in disaster.

Trillion dollar military only good for picking on the third world and Canada….

LINK
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7964 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:47 pm to
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I heard they lost over 26,000 soldiers and another 88,300 deserted to the U.S.

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Others, though, stressed that boosting Canadian defenses and drawing up plans would help deter the threat of invasion — even if it is a minimal one.

“The better Canada can embrace this approach to homeland defence,” University of Toronto political scientist Aisha Ahmad said, “the less likely all of these horrible scenarios that nobody wants will ever come to pass.”

Ahmad sure thinks of the US as an enemy...
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47193 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:54 pm to
OR

The Trump has shattered the illusion of 'international control'




Trump: "Do you feel in charge?"

Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
54717 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 9:06 pm to
These people are stupid
Posted by AUX3
Member since Dec 2010
4001 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 9:07 pm to
Pretty sure the defense would be some Chinese drone swarm. Many countries do not have enough men that can carry a gun. But they can probably fly a drone.. Appears from videos that is a common tactic in Ukraine / Russia. Drone defense has to be solid. Assume we have a plan for that if they are flying on pure AI.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
38025 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 9:24 pm to
They'd get desperate and accept help from China.

China would then destroy them, and start building for their own ultimate goal of taking the US mainland.

In the short term, I would be curious if they'd feel "threatened" enough to proactively move on Alaska. I'd certainly assume "no", but TDS makes people do wild things.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43922 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 11:20 pm to
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