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re: Brit tabloid says Kim Jung UN in coma

Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:46 am to
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
51289 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:46 am to
Well what new fresh hell is going to take over?
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5942 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:50 am to
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Heard his sister is more evil than him.

Hopefully there will be a military coup. Anything better than this family.


You heard correct. Kim Jung Un was happy to keep things as is and live a life of luxury.

Kim Yo Jong is smart and bloodthirsty. Earlier this month already talked about deploying tactical weapons against the south. I wouldn't be surprised if she offed Kim Jung UN to get aggressions going more quickly.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15526 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:06 pm to
lol yeah and xi had a stroke too in India.
Btw the same shite about UN was talked about a few years ago. That’s what put his sister in the media. All those sister photos are from the first time he was supposed to be dying or dead.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
25278 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:17 pm to
If true, he dead.
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
11958 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:18 pm to
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When he does croak I wonder who will take over.

His sister looks scary as frick



Came here for 'I can fix her' ... and was disappointed.
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4951 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:18 pm to
His sister will be worse. Hope he makes it.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
118342 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:22 pm to
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Probably a drug overdose

Or a calorie overdose. He was morbidly obese for most of his life.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21269 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:24 pm to
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If she wins, Seoul burns.


Does it?

Because I'm pretty sure the second NK starts mobilizing to attack SK, we would rain fire.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42760 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:25 pm to
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His sister looks scary as frick.


She would cut your dick off and feed it to her dogs
Posted by RockChalkTiger
A Little Bit South of Saskatoon
Member since May 2009
11432 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:27 pm to
Kim Jong Fatty dead.
Putin next!
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
8251 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:42 pm to
Kim Jong-Ed on deck.

Trump calls him Eddie.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
26867 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 12:43 pm to
I feel like these rumors were floated 2 years ago too. Or did I hit a time warp?
Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
390 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 1:07 pm to
He's actually dead already. Speculation there I'll be a Civil War in NK since his daughter is next in line. Opposing sides see a way out/massive power vacuum. Setting is ripe for chaos.

China would/will prob step in to quell total chaos, though.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71681 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 1:13 pm to
Seoul is in range of massive amounts of conventional artillery. These aren’t rockets and long range missiles that can be intercepted, but rather incredible volleys of ww2 era munitions. There’s simply too much artillery spread too far to stop most of it. We would be able to light them up in retaliation, but not before the opening volley reduces much of Seoul to ashes.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
4157 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 1:19 pm to
solid haircut..

guess my nk vacation is off now...

nk resort opens
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
14546 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 1:44 pm to
Well I won’t weep for Kim the Fat’s demise.

Let’s see what the family offers next. They’ve gone from fire breathing communism to gluttonous whore mongers.

Would be hysterical if the next triggered a Chinese invasion to keep the country on the plantation. Not holding my breath, but would be hilarious.
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1790 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 2:13 pm to
A lot of Koreans think that the sister is actually the shadow leader. She is definitely more evil than Rodman's little fat butt buddy.
Posted by goatmilker
With Chinese expect nationalism
Member since Feb 2009
78318 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 2:15 pm to
Or Paris lol
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15526 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 2:19 pm to
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Seoul burns


LOL ok

Seoul is a lifeline for the United States.
The Kim dynasty is a dictatorship, not a short bus.
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
23135 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 2:22 pm to
Kim dies like every other month, same as Putin. DPRK does typically announce deaths shortly after they happen. Now, they'll say something like he floated away or turned into a lightning bolt but they don't try to cover it up. I am doubtful. Seems more like a Chinese intelligence trap
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