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Arthur Leigh Allen


Connecting ALA to Zodiac never made a lot of sense to me. He was a serial child molester but exclusively of boys and he never murdered any of them. If this guy were simultaneously the Zodiac killer while also assaulting boys, I mean it's horrible to say but surely he would've murdered them too, right?

Zodiac was very much motivated by prominence and power. ALA was not that
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We have to play solid ball. There is a small tick in the back of my head telling me we have more talent than them.


We can win this game on depth alone if it comes to it, but we can't get ourselves in a hole (as we've been doing lately). I do like our chances, but it could turn very quickly if we come out flat. They won't gift us the game like OU did
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pretty adamant Indiana is going to beat the crap out of Bama.


We are going to get our shite kicked in if the team shows up with your mentality. Indiana is a legitimately good team
We're going to find out in a few days that Maduro is magically in Russia. This isn't a wartime move
Syrian playbook. We got regime change without a single toe on foreign soil
Do you remember what you were like at 12 years old? Imagine that, but double it to not only begin a new puberty but to overcome your last one. They are dangerous
You guys wouldn't believe how many gas station shootings there are in Memphis. I thought this would be easy to narrow down
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I think this is news to... absolutely everyone



Trump talked about it a lot in his first term. This is why:


re: Cheers to the SEC Rant

Posted by Bama Bird on 12/20/25 at 7:25 pm to
:cheers:

The SEC is down this year
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No - your not - why - I mean y’all were beating uga until end of game - oh I gotcha - kirby glenn and bobo watching game film already? And your right they did look like a different squad in sec championship game compared to last time they played bama - remember this feeling cuz that’s why lane left because the ceiling ain’t getting higher! Congrats on your greatest postseason ever!!!



It's like someone asked ChatGPT to imitate the rant in 2 sentences. We have dickriding, delusion, misspellings and poor grammar, over-reliance in the 'newest thing', implied references to 2019 and completely inexplicable references about Alabama.
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Oregon might have 70 at the half against whatever Div 3 school they’re playing



Tbh, this is exactly the kind of game where Oregon shits the bed

ETA: But apparently not tonight

re: B-but Tulane won a conference.

Posted by Bama Bird on 12/20/25 at 5:42 pm to
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They should have never been in the playoffs.



The sad thing is that this isn't even the least-deserving team. There's still JMU tonight because the ACC collapsed. CCGs and auto-bids are just stupid

re: 12 team playoff they said...

Posted by Bama Bird on 12/20/25 at 5:37 pm to
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They need to get rid of this automatic qualifiers.



Run the BCS poll and take the top 12. I don't think there will be any legitimate complaints

re: 12 team playoff they said...

Posted by Bama Bird on 12/20/25 at 5:32 pm to
Yeah but 16 will totally make this better
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Tulane was down 14-0 to start the 2023 cotton bowl too


Were they ever down 34-3 in that game?
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You can bet your bottom dollar if it was a B1G team on the bubble, JMU wasn’t getting in.



They had to put them in because the ACC went and got an 8-5 champion. This season would be the death of CCGs in a sane world
And Notre Dame had the nerve to blame Alabama for getting left out. If they'd put as much energy into trying to get the committee to change the selection criteria as they did railing against us like an ODD foster kid, we might get somewhere but no
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Best season in modern A&M history? 3 points at home in a playoff game.



A&M, like Texas last year, was scheduled into the CFP. That's the last time this happens since we're going to 9 games
Jesus. At least we're not A&M. OU can say the same