re: Your dad's favorite catch phrases?

choooooooooooooooooo

and if its really BIG


chawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwleeeee

People in hell want ice water

"I'll tell ya what . . ."

Hold the fricking flashlight still

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Hold the fricking flashlight still

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Damn, that brings back painful childhood memories. I too was a flashlight holder. Not a very good one from what I recall.

I’ve posted both of them on here before bc I’ve heard them so often that I started using them.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to mow that shite.

Walk fast, drive slow, pay cash, or don't go.

One of his motivational speeches,

“Doing _________ is like swallowing a toad. The longer you look at it, the harder it’s going to get!”

When ever we drove past a chunky woman jogging he would say,

“ watch out for Molly Mouse , don’t want to bang up the front of the car.”

When an old beat up car is slowing traffic traffic in the left lane he would say

“ that car couldn’t do a 100mph with a Ferrari pushing it.”

He would also refer to people as babe,

“Hey Babe had me the _____.”

My favorites were "If worms had shotguns, birds wouldn't frick with them" and "you sure that's the hill you want to die on?"

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I would rather shite and fall back in it.

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It is hotter than a fresh fuct fox in a forest fire.

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