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re: Your dad's favorite catch phrases?

Posted on 10/4/22 at 10:40 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124166 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 10:40 pm to
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Only remember shut the door, turn off the lights if you're not staying in that room.



“You think I’m trying to cool the whole neighborhood?”


Mind you he always kept the house hot as hell and we didn’t live in a neighborhood.

Man, I envy y’all who had a good relationship with your fathers. Mine is always so critical, nothing ever good enough and cuts us down every chance he gets.
You’d think we were frick ups who had been in and out of trouble since we were young but it isn’t the case. We’ve always had jobs and worked and paid the bills best as we could.

But that man could crush a dream. Early on in life I wanted to pursue music, or something with my head, my words. But he just drove into me that if you weren’t sweating and hurting it wasn’t work and I took that to heart and spent my whole life in jobs that to be honest I wasn’t made for.

Not that I was too good for them or anything, but they weren’t making good use of my talents. I guess I learned some humility and how to deal with people and a lot of valuable lessons, but it’s left me somewhere I don’t particularly like, working too much and sacrificing too much time.

I always wonder what might have been if I’d had the guts to try to fly. Might have fallen, sure. But Maybe I’d have gotten out of where I seem to be stuck.

Oh well.

ETA: or maybe he always saw I really wasn’t as good as I thought I was and through it better to clip my wings.
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 10:42 pm
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1139 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:20 pm to
In response to, How you doing?

"Better than I deserve."

No Dave Ramsey did not coin this phrase.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41584 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:29 pm to
That thing shines like a new nickel in a goat’s arse.
Posted by kung fu kenny
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2017
1756 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:33 pm to
Tough titty said the kitty but the milk is still good.

Anyone: where are we going?
Dad: to hell if we don’t change our ways!

Me: I want ____ .
Dad: people in hell want water.

Those last two make him sound like a turd but he really only says them to get a response and make himself laugh.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:41 pm to
“Pull my finger.”

Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8788 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:18 am to
"You just shite in your mess kit"...I was an adult before I knew what a mess kit was!

I had other things to do.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
5886 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:29 am to
Whenever we drove to my maternal grandparents and we'd cross the river into their state, he'd say "Now entering enemy territory." Every. Single. Time.

After the first sip of Bud Light, "I don't know why anyone else bothered making beer. They got it perfect here, boys. "
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3257 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:25 am to
"don't piss on my head head and tell me it's raining" when I lied.

"You're just sitting there like a jug of stale piss" when he was working around the house and I was not helping.

When I was in trouble/punished "you made the shite sandwich, I'm just feeding it to you"

"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot" when I didn't do something right.

"The world is full of idiots, you just got to be smarter than them"

Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11667 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:28 am to
We are burning daylight
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:37 am to
quote:


Your dad's favorite catch



I don't want to get banned.
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
833 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 6:09 am to
“Don’t make me take this belt off”
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
4450 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 6:34 am to
Many were stated already here.

“Unass it”. When you were sitting in his recliner.

Or after a SIL was bragging about how smart her daughter was (from a previous marriage), “you know what a bell curve is? She is average.”
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5562 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 6:50 am to
If my dad is within 2 square miles of a crawfish/shrimp boil he will smell it. Show up. Stir the pot. Then recite.

"This is like a sore dick, can't beat it"
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:05 am to
Anything he found odd was...

"Just like the colored(s) down the street"

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62985 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:08 am to
quote:

Anything he found odd was...

"Just like the colored(s) down the street"




Now that I'm a dad and a massive troll, I wonder which of our dads was just fricking with us. Surely my dad had a few up his sleeve.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119121 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:09 am to
"It'll feel better when it quits hurting"
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2309 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:50 am to
He doesn't know his arse from third base.

Will a Hobo eat a ham sandwich?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20381 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:02 am to
Time to make a block. He would say this when it was time to leave. Man, what I would give to hear him say it one more time.
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
5906 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:05 am to
Every time I make something, he says, "it is good for who it is for."
Posted by whodatfan
Member since Mar 2008
21329 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:07 am to
"You can't shite and old shitter."
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