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re: Your dad's favorite catch phrases?
Posted on 10/4/22 at 10:40 pm to OK Roughneck
Posted on 10/4/22 at 10:40 pm to OK Roughneck
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Only remember shut the door, turn off the lights if you're not staying in that room.
“You think I’m trying to cool the whole neighborhood?”
Mind you he always kept the house hot as hell and we didn’t live in a neighborhood.
Man, I envy y’all who had a good relationship with your fathers. Mine is always so critical, nothing ever good enough and cuts us down every chance he gets.
You’d think we were frick ups who had been in and out of trouble since we were young but it isn’t the case. We’ve always had jobs and worked and paid the bills best as we could.
But that man could crush a dream. Early on in life I wanted to pursue music, or something with my head, my words. But he just drove into me that if you weren’t sweating and hurting it wasn’t work and I took that to heart and spent my whole life in jobs that to be honest I wasn’t made for.
Not that I was too good for them or anything, but they weren’t making good use of my talents. I guess I learned some humility and how to deal with people and a lot of valuable lessons, but it’s left me somewhere I don’t particularly like, working too much and sacrificing too much time.
I always wonder what might have been if I’d had the guts to try to fly. Might have fallen, sure. But Maybe I’d have gotten out of where I seem to be stuck.
Oh well.
ETA: or maybe he always saw I really wasn’t as good as I thought I was and through it better to clip my wings.
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:20 pm to fr33manator
In response to, How you doing?
"Better than I deserve."
No Dave Ramsey did not coin this phrase.
"Better than I deserve."
No Dave Ramsey did not coin this phrase.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:29 pm to Tiger Ryno
That thing shines like a new nickel in a goat’s arse.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:33 pm to Roberteaux
Tough titty said the kitty but the milk is still good.
Anyone: where are we going?
Dad: to hell if we don’t change our ways!
Me: I want ____ .
Dad: people in hell want water.
Those last two make him sound like a turd but he really only says them to get a response and make himself laugh.
Anyone: where are we going?
Dad: to hell if we don’t change our ways!
Me: I want ____ .
Dad: people in hell want water.
Those last two make him sound like a turd but he really only says them to get a response and make himself laugh.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:18 am to Tiger Ryno
"You just shite in your mess kit"...I was an adult before I knew what a mess kit was!
I had other things to do.
I had other things to do.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:29 am to Tiger Ryno
Whenever we drove to my maternal grandparents and we'd cross the river into their state, he'd say "Now entering enemy territory." Every. Single. Time.
After the first sip of Bud Light, "I don't know why anyone else bothered making beer. They got it perfect here, boys. "
After the first sip of Bud Light, "I don't know why anyone else bothered making beer. They got it perfect here, boys. "
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:25 am to Tiger Ryno
"don't piss on my head head and tell me it's raining" when I lied.
"You're just sitting there like a jug of stale piss" when he was working around the house and I was not helping.
When I was in trouble/punished "you made the shite sandwich, I'm just feeding it to you"
"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot" when I didn't do something right.
"The world is full of idiots, you just got to be smarter than them"
"You're just sitting there like a jug of stale piss" when he was working around the house and I was not helping.
When I was in trouble/punished "you made the shite sandwich, I'm just feeding it to you"
"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot" when I didn't do something right.
"The world is full of idiots, you just got to be smarter than them"
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:37 am to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Your dad's favorite catch
I don't want to get banned.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 6:09 am to Tiger Ryno
“Don’t make me take this belt off”
Posted on 10/5/22 at 6:34 am to SoFlaGuy
Many were stated already here.
“Unass it”. When you were sitting in his recliner.
Or after a SIL was bragging about how smart her daughter was (from a previous marriage), “you know what a bell curve is? She is average.”
“Unass it”. When you were sitting in his recliner.
Or after a SIL was bragging about how smart her daughter was (from a previous marriage), “you know what a bell curve is? She is average.”
Posted on 10/5/22 at 6:50 am to Screaming Viking
If my dad is within 2 square miles of a crawfish/shrimp boil he will smell it. Show up. Stir the pot. Then recite.
"This is like a sore dick, can't beat it"
"This is like a sore dick, can't beat it"
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:05 am to BoogaBear
Anything he found odd was...
"Just like the colored(s) down the street"
"Just like the colored(s) down the street"
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:08 am to SlimTigerSlap
quote:
Anything he found odd was...
"Just like the colored(s) down the street"
Now that I'm a dad and a massive troll, I wonder which of our dads was just fricking with us. Surely my dad had a few up his sleeve.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:09 am to Tiger Ryno
"It'll feel better when it quits hurting"
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:50 am to Tiger Ryno
He doesn't know his arse from third base.
Will a Hobo eat a ham sandwich?
Will a Hobo eat a ham sandwich?
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:02 am to Tiger Ryno
Time to make a block. He would say this when it was time to leave. Man, what I would give to hear him say it one more time.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:05 am to MSTiger33
Every time I make something, he says, "it is good for who it is for."
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:07 am to Tiger Ryno
"You can't shite and old shitter."
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