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re: Your dad's favorite catch phrases?

Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22062 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:35 pm to
"Built like a shite brick house" and "blows more than a sack full of queers" were two of my dad's faves.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66890 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:36 pm to
“Son, never pass up an opportunity to shut the frick up”

“I would rather eat the arse end out of a menstruating skunk.”
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 5:37 pm
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6220 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:52 pm to
about annoying people " a little of him goes a long way"
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
2204 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

"Built like a shite brick house"


Heard that one before a lot when describing someone or something strongly built, but pretty sure it's "brick shitehouse" and not the other way around. As in not an old wooden flimsy outhouse, but a strong brick one.

To each his own, though
Posted by tigerinexile
NYC
Member since Sep 2004
1267 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:55 pm to
“That’s close enough we ain’t building a church”
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
10808 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:56 pm to
After my 10th fender bender : damn son you need to drive a friggin tank
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27553 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

My dad is an a-hole to his sons. Which baffles me considering the circumstances. I’ve made a pact to not treat my sons like he treats us.



What's the circumstances?
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22062 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

but pretty sure it's "brick shitehouse" and not the other way around


Correct.

Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3523 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:06 pm to
“Ain Nuttin.” Says it just like that all the damn time to most things.

I will somehow fit it into his eulogy one day.

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by farad
non-entity of St George
Member since Dec 2013
9612 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:09 pm to
when driving with my dad and a bug hit the windshield it was "bet he won't have the guts to do that again"...


he's been gone a long time now...
Posted by CouyonRougarou
Gonzales, LA
Member since Jan 2020
108 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:10 pm to
"Like socks on a rooster" anytime his calculations and measurements worked out during projects around the house.

"I'd rather be lucky than good any day" whenever he beat me in basketball or anything else for that matter.
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
2730 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:12 pm to
“Don’t break more than you can afford to pay for!”
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68039 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:21 pm to
These prices are high as giraffe balls.

When asked what he got for his birthday or Father's Day...
"A piece of arse and a pair of socks. Both were 2 sizes too big."
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 6:23 pm
Posted by ManyTiger
Member since Jun 2020
624 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:23 pm to
If you’ll lie to me, you’ll steal from me. He was a banker, so that was kinda important to him.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:26 pm to
Someone or something would give him the red arse.

His most used “decisions have consequences”
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41066 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:29 pm to
If you’re gonna be stupid, you’d better be tough. Life is hard for stupid people.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:32 pm to
“Can’t, broke the wagon down”.
Posted by SB409
Member since Jun 2020
14 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:33 pm to
Can’t take credit for this one. Guy that works with said his dad told him, “Son, you can’t tear up anything that makes it’s own grease”
Posted by NOLA1128
Member since Dec 2011
3410 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:36 pm to
My dad isn’t overly phrase like, but when “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit” became “shiiiieeeeeeeet” you know he hurt himself fixing something and/or got pissed attempting to.
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