Buck Magnum

Neal: I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days, I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take anything." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Whoa." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

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Coastal asshat!

Should be half of the dating pool just on this site.

Mike Archer

There's the one in Northeast Louisiana. Near Rayville I think I just know my buddy went there to get cleaned up.

Woo Cochon de Lait sooie!!!!

James Franklin was at the Blessings yesterday. At least that is what some sights are saying. I also hate to say Fun Bobby was never a candidate.
If his ego wouldn't get in the way, I would love to see him go somewhere like Louisiana Tech, and just see what he could do.

He gave us Hotel California. Didn't he play the solo?

We had to spend two hours waiting for our luggage coming back from Mexico because of an electric storm and they wouldn't let us out because we had to go through customs. But Bojangles was worth it.