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re: X is dunking pretty hard on this dude for cutting his hair and shaving his beard

Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:38 am to
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85392 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:38 am to
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Sorry to hear this brother


you and my wife :(
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32551 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:43 am to
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You should consider an exorcism...


Right?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85392 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:43 am to
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To me, the guys with beards - esp the ones with long beards, and the ones who are bald with beards- they all seem to be virtue signaling.. as if to say “If you look like this, you must be ONE OF US !!”…. And also weirdly signaling about how politics is their whole identity… Seems incredibly ‘cringe af’ as the kids like to say .


this feels like projection of sorts
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34442 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:45 am to
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To me, the guys with beards - esp the ones with long beards, and the ones who are bald with beards- they all seem to be virtue signaling


Usually they're trying to sell me some new IPA
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30477 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:45 am to
Bro was hiding a lot of neck.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36439 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:46 am to
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And also weirdly signaling about how politics is their whole identity

I don't give a shite about politics

I also don't care if other people have beards, I just know that I look better with a beard, so I have a beard.

It's not a difficult concept.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
86070 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:47 am to
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You should resolve to be skinnier


I shall

Despite your hostility on here, I enjoy your posts about your apparel for the day, your middle management boss letting you play golf with him in third world countries and your efforts to attain average male height for asian countries

Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
86070 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:48 am to
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5'6" 258

not fat, just stout


out and out husky
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59101 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:48 am to
Nah I think he’s right but what he’s talking about has kind of faded away in recent years

There was definitely a beard trend like ten years. BACON BEER BRISKET BEARDS
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:05 am to
NEVER channel your inner Mingo...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72225 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:10 am to
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This is an infomercial for why all the dudes on the OT got beards


Mingo’s beard…

Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:11 am to
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Mingo’s beard…


I wear stubble, don’t shave with a razor, but use a trimmer about 2 or 3 times a week.

But I only have one chin so YMMV
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
86150 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:14 am to
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Don't talk about my neck fat like that!


He's talking about himself.


Short and fat.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:16 am to
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He's talking about himself.

Short and fat.


Some of you are so fragile
Posted by BabyDraco1499
Hellexandria
Member since Nov 2025
896 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:18 am to
Absolutely brutal
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59101 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:26 am to
Choose your path, western man





Beard havers - fat, nerdy, kids named Vivek

Clean shaven - fit, combat veteran, kids with normal names
This post was edited on 12/18/25 at 10:28 am
Posted by BabyDraco1499
Hellexandria
Member since Nov 2025
896 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:31 am to
What happens if I am a fit, combat veteran, have kids with normal names, yet I have a beard
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
3134 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:31 am to
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Give that guy some sunglasses and a Bulls cap and make him say "Da Bears"
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1541 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:35 am to
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Beards just seem like the trend that wont end .


The frick does this mean when it literally grows out of our skin daily?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179606 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:45 am to



JD is a military vet too


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