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re: Would you punch your wife in the face for 1 Billion Dollars?

Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11791 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:00 pm to
I don’t hit women either but if my wife found I passed up a billion dollars to punch her in the face she’d promptly kick my me in the nuts and I’d never hear the end of it.
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1656 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:03 pm to
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NO. I don’t hit women you fricktard. Apparently you do asswipe


I don’t either. For free.

But for $1 billion?

Bitch gonna learn.
Posted by ActusHumanus
St. George, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2025
847 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:37 pm to
I asked the wife. She said, "Do you have to go full force?"
I'm 6'2" 220. She is 5'2" 120. I'd hurt her pretty bad.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75735 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:05 pm to
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NO. I don’t hit women you fricktard. Apparently you do asswipe

Settle down there, sweetheart.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75735 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

I asked the wife. She said, "Do you have to go full force?"
I'm 6'2" 220. She is 5'2" 120. I'd hurt her pretty bad.

75%?
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7619 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:13 pm to
Yes and she would call me a pussy if I didn’t.

I wouldn’t want to. I’d be taking one for the team
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158321 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:36 pm to
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You fantasize about nfl teams fricking your wifes arse?
I do

and I'm not even married
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:46 pm to
My wife would kill me in my sleep if I didn’t….
Posted by AuBeerStud
Michigan
Member since Feb 2013
543 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:48 pm to
Hell yeah I’d pay a billion to punch her!
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2077 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:49 pm to
It depends. Would she finally shut up afterward?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85169 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:51 pm to
For a billion dollars I’d let the Chicago Bears donkey punch me
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11412 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:46 am to
I don't think I could afford a billion dollars, and I'm not sure whom to make the check out to, but I'm sure I could get a loan for 100k to pay to punch my wife.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41472 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:48 am to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35011 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:51 am to
In reality, it would be like 500 Million after she divorces you folks.....
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20738 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:52 am to
Hell yah, rock em sock em
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48213 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:59 am to
Honestly, I don't know if I could. But she might insist
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17343 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:03 am to
I'd punch her twice and my wife would thank me for it. Hell I'd wind up the punch like freakin' Popeye for 1 billion
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20738 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:07 am to
It’s kind of a trick question.

I hope everyone who says yes trusts their wives.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24180 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:20 am to
I don’t think most people can fathom how much a billion dollars is or this wouldn’t be a question.
Posted by Techdave
Laffy
Member since Apr 2014
914 posts
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:48 am to
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I’d do it for a million.


I think this is the real answer. And any wife that was mad about aint worth having. It was for the greater good.
This post was edited on 1/20/26 at 7:48 am
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