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re: Would you punch your wife in the face for 1 Billion Dollars?
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:48 am to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:48 am to LegendInMyMind
The better question is what wouldn't I do for a billion dollars. Because I'd do a lot of shite for a billion dollars.
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Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:15 am to LegendInMyMind
So what’s the catch?
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:23 am to jellyfish
My wife would divorce me if I didn't.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:52 am to LegendInMyMind
I couldn’t bring myself to do it, but she would accept the offer.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:57 am to Ricardo
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So what’s the catch?
A couple or three decades of, "You remember that time you hit me for some money?". Then, you have to buy her a new yacht or some such nonsense.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 10:46 am to Techdave
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And any wife that was mad about aint worth having. It was for the greater good.
Honestly, assuming you couldn't tell her before you hit her, and she's completely against it afterwards, she'll get half and you still have $500 million.
I'm actually going to have this conversation with my wife, so we are on the same page just in case this ever comes up for us.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 11:04 am to ultratiger89
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NO. I don’t hit women you fricktard.
if my wife knew i passed on an opportunity like that she would kill me.
She would gladly take one for the team.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 11:30 am to LegendInMyMind
Which hand do you want?
Posted on 1/20/26 at 12:19 pm to Lonnie Utah
quote:DEAL!
In reality, it would be like 500 Million after she divorces you folks.....
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