"Would you like your receipt emailed or printed???" question at checkout

You don't have somebody else doing your shopping for you?

and yet... they've stopped asking paper or plastic

If it's somewhere I've shopped before online - like Best Buy or Dick's, usually the stuff is in the system already and I select email.

If I have to put the info in I select print and just take the paper and go.

I hate the damned 20 questions every time I go to check out . Why does it need to be so complicated?

I kind of like it for bigger purchases so you always have receipt. Setting it up the first time is a hassle but after that it knows your email address from the credit card you're using and it's quite easy.

Also- can everyone get their shite together about whether or we need to swipe the card or insert it.

I hate when they casually request my email and phone number.

Tell them you don't have a phone. Screws them all up

Please enter zip code - only if you pay with credit
Please enter phone number - only if you have a store loyalty card
Swipe card
Please enter pin - only if you pay with debit
Would you like to donate money to charity you can ignore it
Would you like cash back - only if you pay with debit
Is total correct - never been asked this before
Would you like receipt emailed or printed - you can ignore it

Are you bitching bc you can buy virtually endless amount of goods by swipe a piece of plastic through a tiny box?? I bet you hate ATM’s as well. Damn machine that spits money out upon command.