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re: Would you have sex with Macron's wife for $5K?

Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13761 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:07 pm to
Yes, but you will have to give me some time to come up with the money.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74878 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

FYI, he's a dude.
”Dudes” don’t have three kids with another dude.

One of them has to be a woman.

She’s a woman, granted a 1954 model woman.

Where’s the fetus gonna gestate?

You gonna keep it in a box?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33519 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:08 pm to
For much less than that
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13838 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

you're required to go down


quote:

never mind


It can't be that bad after you clear out the bats and cobwebs, right?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6821 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:12 pm to
yes

twice for $10 thou
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6821 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32397 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

"she’s a man” rabbit hole when she is literally a pedo groomer



i don't find those to be mutually exclusive.

Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79433 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

i don't find those to be mutually exclusive.


in your experience?
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3069 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:23 pm to
I’m not even sure that’s she’s a biological female.

Even if she is a biological female, no, I wouldn’t have sex with her for $500,000, let alone $5,000.
This post was edited on 7/9/25 at 3:24 pm
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24375 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

you're required to go down


Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4075 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:24 pm to
I know not relevant to the question but I bet she sounds like Carol Channing but speaking French, probably.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15073 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:26 pm to
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he's 47 she's 72


wtf? Does she have Bezos money?
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27792 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:28 pm to
My house needs some foundation work. Sure.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50540 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

wtf? Does she have Bezos money?




comes from 5 generations of some type of chocolate confections store chain


Posted by toratiger
susukino
Member since Aug 2008
3560 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:33 pm to
Does he have to watch?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55573 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Is his wife a biological female?

Yes
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50540 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:35 pm to
I'm starting to feel bad for this thread


what is she's a really nice person and I led the charge here to make fun of her?


me
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2152 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:35 pm to
I know eye bags, but I can’t say I’ve seen many nose bags
Posted by Crappieman
Member since Apr 2025
2151 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:40 pm to
Sex no. Soaking yes.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10379 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 3:44 pm to
Id hit that and then make her a nice omelet afterwards for 5k.

If she's a she.
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