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Been a few. Stevens is probably who you are thinking of. ...

[quote]Orgeron's Take: "I do believe that Arik Gilbert needs to touch a lot of balls. You know, Arik Gilbert, I haven't had a tight end like him in my coaching career...[/quote] Coach O had to be trolling when he said this. Both sentences sound like Sandusky talking. ...

[quote]Twins Seven-Seven had 16 wives and 35 children[/quote] 16 wives sounds miserable. I’m miserable with 1 nagging wife. ...

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[quote]The best is when everyone was telling Rocky to "stay down...stay down." And when he stands up and tells Apollo to "come on..." Apollo's reaction is one of my favorite movie moments.[/quote] Pretty much the exact same thing happened when Wilder dropped Fury in the first fight. Fury was ...

[quote]The only other one I remember is from the theme of the television show Branded: Stranded ... Stranded Stranded on the toilet bowl, What do you if your stranded, Without a paper roll[/quote] [link=(https://youtu.be/SLlCdEKiTWg)]Stranded on the Toilet Bowl[/link]...

Why is there a big arse teddy bear behind him? ...

I wish the owners would whiteball Lebron James and make him go play in China with his people. That goes for any other professional athlete that wants this country to burn. ...

I once had to do physicals with 4 other guys for an oilfield company. We all had to get an MRI. I believe it was about 45 minutes long or so. Guy before me shite on himself. He wasn’t even embarrassed or at least he didn’t act like he was. I was hoping that cleaned that damn thing. ...

[quote]frick I wish. We looking at at least 2 weeks here[/quote] I will be going to get a second generator from family 2 hours away that isn’t using theirs if I can’t get mine back. I had to set my alarm every 3 hours to fill this generator up with gas because it only has a 1 gallon tank. I ended ...

[quote]Updates? [/quote] Just waiting on babysitter because I’m off work but the wife is working today. ...

[quote]Where u is?[/quote] Vidalia area ...

[quote]When this is all over for you just get a whole house generator. It is worth it's weight in gold[/quote] A buddy of mine has one but he was an a-hole and wouldn’t let me stay there with his wife just because he is gone for a few weeks. Stingy bastard. ...

Forgive me. For I am unapologetically a total idiot. Seriously. I’m always the last get a joke. Lol. ...

Damn. David Duke made that advertisement you posted it seems. DavidDuke.com on the bottom right. ...

[quote]TigerGman[/quote] Thank you fellow poster. ...

Nah. Got me three hours of restless sleep and Lootie was oddly enough, the first person I thought of this morning. I then realized he is an inspiration. Might be from being delirious but that doesn’t change the fact that Lootie the Icon was on my mind. God Bless that magnificent bastard. ...

And not these BLM, Antifa, Hippies, Lebron James, Talcum X or any other groups of rioters or instigators we have now in cities with no natural disaster. Why can’t they go hit the flooded cities for some 40’s instead of burning shite down? These are rhetorical questions and this really isn’t a politic...

[quote] Give them headphones and sprawll out. You ain't getting laid in that environment anyway.[/quote] I ain’t get laid from her if it was the last day on earth and her giving it up to me would guarantee she survives and becomes rich. ...

Should have gone to the local hardware and charged $850 for one to my charge account and then returned it like 90% of one specific demographic were doing. ...