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re: Working on a cruise ship is probably a miserable job

Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:09 am to
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
4330 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:09 am to
Even being a customer on a cruise ship seems miserable and I never understand why people pay thousands of dollars for it.
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Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
4330 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:11 am to
I've never understood what country would have jurisdiction over the crime if you commit a crime on a cruise ship. I've always wondered if people are able to get away with crimes on cruise ships for that reason.

Not that I'd want to go on a cruise anyway, but that's another reason why not to go on a cruise.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
4096 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:12 am to
He probably low played his salary to you in order to get a bigger tip
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105611 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:15 am to
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I've never understood what country would have jurisdiction over the crime if you commit a crime on a cruise ship


If in the national waters of a country, probably that country.

Otherwise, probably the country the ship is flagged for which is generally Panama for the cruise ships.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105611 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:16 am to
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nobody will care anyway


Someone will be pissed about doing more work because some a-hole got himself disappeared.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
4461 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:25 am to
quote:

monthly salaries for waiter and housekeeping staff range from $500 to $1,200.


That seems hard to believe, maybe the tips offset it to make it lucrative.

Every cruise I have been on, these are the hardest working, friendliest bunch on the whole ship.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
41122 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:33 am to
seems like a decent gig for degenerate service industry people that like to party

imagine there is a lot of sleeping around, and general poor behavior.
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1884 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:36 am to
My nephew worked 'port security' this summer in Seward Ak for Royal Caribbean. They gave him a place to live along with the pay.

He spent the summer fishing and hiking. He said it was a great summer.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
118879 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:01 am to
quote:

per AI, monthly salaries for waiter and housekeeping staff range from $500 to $1,200


I am sure their lodging and meals (and healthcare) on the vessel are gratis. It's not like they're flying in and out every day.

And I am sure the difference of crew experience between a Carnival cruise and a Viking cruise are light years apart.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
71321 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:03 am to
There's a reason they hire from poor and bad countries.

Is it a career job? Not usually, but they're able to provide for their families if they have them, or if they're young, they can explore the world and learn English. They alternate getting off the boats in different ports.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6660 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:09 am to
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No one wants to frick a dude working on a cruise ship.

What about other dudes working on the same ship?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42459 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:11 am to
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He said they work 7 months on and 2 months off. During the 7 months, they work every day.



He’s lying like the waitress I had the other day Saul g that she was putting four kids and herself thru college.

Don’t buy that sob story for the feelz.
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:46 am to
I read a blog and watched some videos about what it was like to be a musician working a cruise. Very interesting. It's cool, but there are a lot of downsides as well. And, there was an attempted hijacking by pirates!
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
5460 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:55 am to
I don’t know. I’d imagine being a roofer in Texas is a little more taxing
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45612 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 12:00 pm to
My high school buddy loves it. The key is working on a cruise ship, but not for the cruise ship. He works for a company that has the software companies use for retail sales. So he spends lots of work at racetracks, resorts, stadiums, and cruises.


They fly him out to a port(usually Asia or Europe), he joins the cruise for xx amount of days. Since he's programming computers by himself, he works after dinner. And during the day he does excursions in the various stops. When he is on a cruise he just eats at the buffet and uses his meal per diem for his time in ports.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
3172 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 12:06 pm to
Who are you supposed to be? Topper Bottoms, the stern-yet-sensitive skipper of the SS RoughService?
Posted by GambitAUfan
Member since Nov 2010
3379 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:21 pm to
You don't want to be the stay at home boyfriend to a girl who works on cruise ship. I knew a guy... we tried to tell him
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38912 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:46 pm to
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I’ve looked into being the boat doc and it kind of sounds like a shitty gig. Pay is meh and you don’t get to leave the boat for excursions and such. Some have you on call 24/7. If my entire life burned down and I was suddenly homeless I might consider it, but otherwise no thanks.
I’ve looked at cruise-ship culinary jobs out of curiosity, and the pay is absurdly low by American chef standards, which is saying something because we don’t typically make amazing money to begin with.

Royal Caribbean can pay a cook less for an entire month of seven-day weeks and 12–14 hour days than I make in one week on land. Once you see the numbers, it becomes pretty obvious why third-country nationals make up such a huge share of the cruise industry workforce. For an experienced American, the economics are terrible.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5461 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:12 pm to
I think it would depend on the line and ship itself. At the minimum I'd want to be on Celebrity/Princess/Holland, but I bet something like Oceania, Ritz Carlton, or Regent could fun with a high cut and older clientel.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
821 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:39 pm to
As gay as a profession that is I’m sure there’s a lot of that going on.
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