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Working on a cruise ship is probably a miserable job

Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:34 am
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:34 am
I’m on a Mediterranean cruise right now and asked one of the waiters about the work schedule. He said they work 7 months on and 2 months off. During the 7 months, they work every day. His shift is early morning and afternoon / evenings with a couple of hours off during lunch. It probably isn’t as bad dealing with the older crowd on this cruise as it is when this ship heads to the Caribbean on its rotation. I haven’t seen a single drunk person, definitely no fights among the demographic. The bartenders are nonstop all day. I’m sure the cooks and dishwashers have it as bad as the bartenders. I wonder what the turnover is.

Edit - per AI, monthly salaries for waiter and housekeeping staff range from $500 to $1,200.
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 4:51 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
107133 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:28 am to
Subtle I sprung for the Wifi package brag.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:38 am to
Idk, if you were a young man you’d probably be swimming in pussy.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since 1978
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:44 am to
Yes I have it on good authority from friends of mine that work/have worked on cruise ships that it does indeed become a thankless grind after a while.. though in fairness, id say most jobs in life eventually get old.. at least on a cruise ship you'd be able to travel a bit while being miserable .. To me, life is in large part about choosing your own personal type of misery .. not to get all philosophical, but Jerry Seinfeld has a quote:

"The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well."
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:48 am to
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Idk, if you were a young man you’d probably be swimming in pussy.

I don’t think so, there is probably a 3 to 1 ratio of male to female staff and they work 12 to 15 hour shifts per day. I’d say just the opposite.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:04 am to
What is the waiter's home country?
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
4689 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:12 am to
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What is the waiter's home country?

The Philippines
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 5:13 am
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16228 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:45 am to
If im working a cruise ship, im there to bang sluts and eat buffets, and that's all
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8900 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:20 am to
These same folks from the Philippines work offshore oil and gas too. Idk if yall remember, but several years ago it was all the woke rage for every company to do some sort of slavery survey. Basically review their business for any sign of wrongdoing as it relates to labor. One finding for our company was the catering staff. The suggestion was to put a time clock out here and connect it to the internet. That was at least 7 years ago and the clock has never made it out. It’s despicable what Aramark, Sodexo, etc do to these people. And by the way, go look at their majority shareholders, the oil company included. It’s the same group of people and the usual suspects.
Posted by Trip Savage
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Member since Sep 2026
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:23 am to
hell yeah ikr I made that name like it's my given name
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 6:26 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65733 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:24 am to
quote:

And by the way, go look at their majority shareholders, the oil company included. It’s the same group of people and the usual suspects.


Black rock, Vanguard, and State Street?
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26920 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:25 am to
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Working on a cruise ship is probably a miserable job



Now do Nike child labor
Posted by LSshoe
Burrowing through a pile o MikePoop
Member since Jan 2008
4665 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:26 am to
I'd guess if you don't have a family and permanent residence it might not be a bad gig for a little while. No rent or probably any bills, your food and shelter is effectively included. I don't know that you can really call it getting to travel if you're working every day though.
Posted by Trip Savage
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Member since Sep 2026
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:38 am to
Thank you
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:47 am to
What cruise line?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:49 am to
It’s more than they could make in their home countries.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:09 am to
quote:

Idk, if you were a young man you’d probably be swimming in pussy.

I don’t think so, there is probably a 3 to 1 ratio of male to female staff and they work 12 to 15 hour shifts per day. I’d say just the opposite.

I don't think he meant banging other employees, bruh...
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
7187 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:15 am to
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The Philippines


When I was doing deepwater work in the Gulf on drillships, the Filipinos handled the cooking, cleaning, laundry, and similar duties. They made around $2,000 a month and worked a schedule similar to those on cruise ships. From what I was told, making $2,000 a month allowed them to live very comfortably back home. Supposedly, earning $2,000 a month there is the equivalent to making $120,000 a year here in terms of purchasing power and what not.
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
6718 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:30 am to
Did the Mediterranean Cruise this time last year. If one of your stops is Mallorca, charter a catamaran! Fully stocked, alcohol, food! Swim in the Mediterranean. Beautiful water, perfect temp!
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
821 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 8:18 am to
No one wants to frick a dude working on a cruise ship.
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