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re: Woman unbuckles harness while parasailing. Sadly, she cannot fly. NSFW

Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41452 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:18 pm to
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She should’ve landed on her lips

Or her giant arse.


Bingo
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29681 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:18 pm to
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Yeah that wasn’t a simple unbuckle. She put in some effort and knew what she was doing?



Panic attacks are not super brief. I'm not saying it was or wasn't a panic attack, or drugs or anything. Idgaf. But i will tell you, I had ONE panic attack in my life. 20+ years ago, and I fking remember it.

It lasted for like half an hour or more, and there was nothing but irrational fear. It doesn't go away fast.
Posted by Alabama Slim
Team Massie
Member since Jul 2007
10666 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:19 pm to
Me: 160 ft isn't that high


Me after the video: holy shite 160 ft is up there.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27363 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:23 pm to
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she had to be on some kind of psychedelic
This. I bet she was having a bad trip.

But I will say, unbuckling from 150 feet in the air would subside any panic attack someone was having.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5616 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:23 pm to
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Me: 160 ft isn't that high


Me after the video: holy shite 160 ft is up there.


The video was grainy, but i thought it looked higher than 160 ft. When I parasailed, I went up 500ft which is about 160 meters. Since this was Europe, I wonder if something got lost in translation.
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
11772 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:25 pm to
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Panic attacks or uncontrollable fear is no joke. Though to unbuckle yourself that high up is quite extreme.


she didn't look panicked at all. She looked like she practiced unharnessing. That was way too quick and easy for her.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64078 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:25 pm to
Somehow shes 19 but looks 34.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25116 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:26 pm to
I don’t want to speak ill of the dead but this seems like a “make a big news splash” (pun intended) then launch OF move. Lotta chicks doing it.

This would just be the most moronic physics-ignorant way to go about it.
Posted by Swamp Frog x
Member since Nov 2024
811 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:26 pm to
I thought the same thing. The video looks like she’s a couple hundred feet above a 100 foot cliff in the background.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3670 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:26 pm to
She looked pretty calm as if she was ready to die. A lot of social media influencers have been taking their life lately. This was probably suicide as well.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8558 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:31 pm to
Incredibly sad.
Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
924 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:32 pm to
Pussy is undefeated
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
2196 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:35 pm to
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The video was grainy, but i thought it looked higher than 160 ft. When I parasailed, I went up 500ft which is about 160 meters. Since this was Europe, I wonder if something got lost in translation.


I was thinking the same thing. That looks really high in the video.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52910 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:35 pm to
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I think people survive falling 160 feet onto ground sometimes, somehow.


Because they are “lucky” and hit tree branches that are small enough to break before you do and along with other foliage iit breaks their fall before they slam into the ground. You have to use the term survive loosely because they are typically massively fricked up when they stop.

This would be like hitting a concrete wall facefirst at 70 mph
This post was edited on 6/2/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:38 pm to
What a fricking retard. I don’t even feel bad. The only sad thing about this is that she’s cute and that always makes it a little worse.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3942 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:39 pm to
I know a few high dive artists that did outdoor shows with a tower at 60 ft. Obviously, not 160 ft, but I learned a gew things from them, most importantly: your chin must be tucked firmly to your chest. If not, you will het knocked out like a heavyweight just have you a naslty uppercut.
Also, toes pointed straight down and hands flat against your hips on the side.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136022 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:43 pm to
Died doing what she loved
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88530 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:44 pm to
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A lot of social media influencers have been taking their life lately.


is this a bad thing?

afaf
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23723 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:47 pm to
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when I rode in the London Eye, if I could have figured out a way to get through the top of the car this easily could have been me as I was in a full panic mode.

I had a mini freak out on the last ferris wheel I was on and it was nowhere near as high as the London Eye. I got near the top and they stopped it to let people on/off and I was screaming my arse off when we got back down for the operator to stop it and let me off. I don't know why either. Just had this overwhelming feeling of impending doom and I wanted out of that shite immediately. I embarrassed the hell out of my daughter telling that man to stop the ride and let me off.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40570 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:56 pm to
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I know a few high dive artists that did outdoor shows with a tower at 60 ft. Obviously, not 160 ft, but I learned a gew things from them, most importantly: your chin must be tucked firmly to your chest. If not, you will het knocked out like a heavyweight just have you a naslty uppercut.
Also, toes pointed straight down and hands flat against your hips on the side.


This.

I was 8 years old floating the Guadalupe with my family. There is a tall cliff near the end of the float where college kids were jumping off doing the "pencil".

After being provoked with the classic, "You ain't got a hair on your arse if you don't do a flip!!!" A kid jumped off and did a beautiful full layout flip. He misjudged the height and hit the water facing forward at about a 45 degree angle. Snapped his neck.

First person I ever saw die.
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