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re: Woman paralyzed after being ‘catapulted’ from bed during sex

Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:25 am to
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:25 am to
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Damn, that sounds bad. Had to be a concussion.



Absolutely.

No. He didn’t finish.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:31 am to
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The only way that happened is if the bed was equipped with an ejection seat like a fighter plane. Other than that I call BS.
It is BS, some people will do anything to get money. She screwed up while screwing and now wants to screw over the mattress place. Personal accountability isn't for everyone.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62129 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:34 am to
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Beds Are Uzzz


Lil Boosie, Proprietor
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22394 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:54 am to
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She was woozy. I think he said she threw up. He was left blue balled.


He could have finished - it probably took the EMTs at least 10 minutes to arrive.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:59 am to
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He could have finished - it probably took the EMTs at least 10 minutes to arrive.
If she threw up, I wouldn't be able to finish...
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2100 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:01 am to
Who uses a crane during sex?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:08 am to
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taken legal action against Beds Are Uzz


if you cant get a quality mattress from Uzz then what is the world coming to?
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27934 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:38 am to
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Woman paralyzed after being ‘catapulted’ from bed during sex
Her husband was not happy when he got home.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50928 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:53 am to
I feel like a standard catapult wouldn't launch her.

Probably more of a trebuchet.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:59 am to
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I feel like a standard catapult wouldn't launch her. Probably more of a trebuchet.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 10:01 am to
Beds Are Uzzz? Really?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 10:01 am to
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Claire claims the divans that make up the base of the bed were never properly fastened together and the two “gliders,” or feet, were missing from the end of the bed.

She said this created a height difference between one end of the bed and the other.


The company delivered the bed the week before the accident and failed to properly assemble it. Hardly frivolous. And now she's paralyzed.

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 10:08 am to
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The company delivered the bed the week before the accident and failed to properly assemble it. Hardly frivolous. And now she's paralyzed.
I wonder why she didn't check it out to ensure it was correctly put together prior to letting the installers leave? Should she sue the installers? Still frivolous to me, she got hurt and is looking for a payday. Hate that she is hurt but it is her fault for doing the quick change sexual move that ended up with her being "catapulted"... Maybe if it happened while she was sleeping I would go with it.
This post was edited on 10/17/18 at 10:10 am
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6678 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 10:10 am to
This seems appropriate to post.

Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 10:22 am to
Let me clarify, I meant did the guy finish with the paralyzed wife?
Posted by MyNameIsNobody
Member since Dec 2013
1231 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:01 am to
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doing the quick change sexual move that ended up with her being "catapulted"...


Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:23 am to
She needs her fat arse whipped.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47442 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:33 am to
So she missed the edge of he bed with her hand when going to doggie and her athleticism couldn't overcome her inertia leading to a head plant?
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10130 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:34 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41828 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:38 am to
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She looks a little big to be catapulted out of bed


Sex trebuchet
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