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Woman paralyzed after being ‘catapulted’ from bed during sex
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:00 am
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:00 am
Damn, what kind of kinky shite they doing?? IWNHI
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A woman who was left paralyzed after being “catapulted” from her super-king bed during sex is suing the bed suppliers for $1.3 million.
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Claire Busby suffered a serious spinal injury after she fell from the super king-size double divan while changing positions.
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The 46-year-old was kneeling in the middle of the bed performing a sex act on her partner when she decided to change positions.
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Busby told the High Court in the UK that this is when the bed gave way and she fell off and landed on her head.
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She said: “I spun around, I put my hand down and then I felt like I was catapulted off the back of the bed.”
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“My head hit the floor, I fell to the side and then I heard like a spring in my body snap, it felt like.”
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The mom of four claims the bed was in a “defective state” and she has taken legal action against Beds Are Uzzz, the store that supplied the mattress.
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Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:01 am to DemonKA3268
She looks a little big to be catapulted out of bed
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:02 am to TigersHuskers
quote:Must have been the deluxe catapult edition
She looks a little big to be catapulted out of bed
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:03 am to TigersHuskers
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She looks a little big to be catapulted out of bed
Yeah, but when the structure collapsed, all that inertia worked against her.
You know what they say, "The bigger they are, the harder they hit the ground after being catapaulted from the bed during sex."
This post was edited on 10/17/18 at 8:04 am
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:05 am to DemonKA3268
yep, blame the bed. happened to me once when my hands slipped off of her hips during doggy... we laughed our asses off bu, we finished.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:05 am to DemonKA3268
Catapulted and falling off of are two very different actions.
Has she considered why the bed broke? I suspect that the capacity was exceeded.
She looks to be of the mass that might result in injury due to fall. It's a result of Newton's 3 laws.
Has she considered why the bed broke? I suspect that the capacity was exceeded.
She looks to be of the mass that might result in injury due to fall. It's a result of Newton's 3 laws.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:05 am to DemonKA3268
#fakenews....no one was having sex with that
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:05 am to Ace Midnight
quote:Especially if it was a quick change of position, the bed wasn't ready for that.
Yeah, but when the structure collapsed, all that inertia worked against her. You know what they say, "The bigger they are, the harder they hit the ground after being catapaulted from the bed during sex."
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:05 am to DemonKA3268
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Beds Are Uzzz, the store that supplied the mattress
That name would preclude me from shopping there
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:05 am to DemonKA3268
When big dick energy goes wrong
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:06 am to PolarTiger
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When big dick energy goes wrong
Must have been some BBC
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:07 am to DemonKA3268
Sorry for partying
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:08 am to DemonKA3268
Cock blocked himself.
A friend of mine did this. Sort of. No catapult. Apparently she was on top and he went to change over to top. She lets herself fall back. BAM. Head hits the footboard of sleigh bed. Hard!!! She was woozy. I think he said she threw up. He was left blue balled.
A friend of mine did this. Sort of. No catapult. Apparently she was on top and he went to change over to top. She lets herself fall back. BAM. Head hits the footboard of sleigh bed. Hard!!! She was woozy. I think he said she threw up. He was left blue balled.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:10 am to LSU alum wannabe
quote:Damn, that sounds bad. Had to be a concussion.
A friend of mine did this. Sort of. No catapult. Apparently she was on top and he went to change over to top. She lets herself fall back. BAM. Head hits the footboard of sleigh bed. Hard!!! She was woozy. I think he said she threw up. He was left blue balled.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:12 am to DemonKA3268
The real question here is, “did he finish?”
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:14 am to DemonKA3268
So she "spun" (she definitely is NOT a spinner), he thrust she lost her balance and now it's the bed's fault?
Got to love completely frivolous lawsuits.
Got to love completely frivolous lawsuits.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:15 am to rowbear1922
quote:I agree, this is stupid.
So she "spun" (she definitely is NOT a spinner), he thrust she lost her balance and now it's the bed's fault? Got to love completely frivolous lawsuits.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:15 am to Boudreaux35
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Has she considered why the bed broke? I suspect that the capacity was exceeded.
This. Her partner was probably even bigger.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:19 am to DemonKA3268
Sorry for partying?
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:19 am to DemonKA3268
The only way that happened is if the bed was equipped with an ejection seat like a fighter plane. Other than that I call BS.
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