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re: Woman paralyzed after being ‘catapulted’ from bed during sex
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:39 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:39 am to DemonKA3268
So this bitch is so big that she collapsed a bed and that's the bed's fault?
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Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:40 am to DemonKA3268
but what a memory!
Posted on 10/17/18 at 12:33 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
quote:Yep, even if it wasn't assembled correctly, this is all on her. Like I said earlier, if this happened while she was sleeping, she would have a slam dunk case.
So this bitch is so big that she collapsed a bed and that's the bed's fault?
Posted on 10/17/18 at 12:35 pm to LSU alum wannabe
quote:
She was woozy. I think he said she threw up. He was left blue balled.
He should've tied one on and gotten back into the game.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 1:11 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:
Let me clarify, I meant did the guy finish with the paralyzed wife?
He probably did I mean she was in no condition to resist. I mean complain
This post was edited on 10/17/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 10/17/18 at 2:57 pm to DemonKA3268
I thought i killed an ex.
We were banging, and i said lets switch to x position, and she backed up a little and fell off the bed. Just missed snapping her neck.
Oh, as she was falling, we were both laughing and in horror, but holy shite. It was scary, but funny.
We were banging, and i said lets switch to x position, and she backed up a little and fell off the bed. Just missed snapping her neck.
Oh, as she was falling, we were both laughing and in horror, but holy shite. It was scary, but funny.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:07 pm to TigersHuskers
Who we kiddin here? If any bed could catapult her, then give her what she wants. But we all know that the physics of it doesn't check out.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:08 pm to dawgsjlw
quote:Yep, her actions caused what happened to happen.
Who we kiddin here? If any bed could catapult her, then give her what she wants. But we all know that the physics of it doesn't check out.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:13 pm to DemonKA3268
Hmmm
Looking at that picture, it looks like she has a frick hole in her throat
Looking at that picture, it looks like she has a frick hole in her throat
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:14 pm to stapuffmarshy
quote:I wonder what she does sexually with that??
Looking at that picture, it looks like she has a frick hole in her throat
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:16 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:
wonder what she does sexually with that??
Super freaky double blowjobs
Posted on 10/17/18 at 7:10 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:Maybe I should sue Bill Gates from getting the herp from some slut I meet over the internet? Or should I sue Al Gore since he invented the internet?
Yep, her actions caused what happened to happen.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 7:31 pm to DemonKA3268
I guess she forgot to deploy the outriggers
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:17 pm to DemonKA3268
She should sue gravity and calories next.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:22 pm to Legion of Doom
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The only way that happened is if the bed was equipped with an ejection seat like a fighter plane. Other than that I call BS.
They say the camera adds ten pounds.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:30 pm to Legion of Doom
quote:
The only way that happened is if the bed was equipped with an ejection seat like a fighter plane. Other than that I call BS.
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