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Woman get's her "toy" stuck in her "bowel" area... then posts about it (NSFW)

Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:58 pm
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5824 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:58 pm
Admin, if this is not allowed, please delete. Not trying to get banned.

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Emma Claire Rowlands, the victim of the “deadly dildo,” must have had a little too much fun on Saturday morning, when she was having some one-on-one time with herself.


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I can’t even imagine showing up to the emergency room and telling the doctor that my bowel area is vibrating because of an engulfed sex toy. But it seems like the embarrassment didn’t faze Emma: She actually posted a picture of herself in the emergency room on Facebook. Then, someone posted it on Imgur.


She got offered a new free toy from a company called scandals.

A better link with picture of her holding what got stuck.. you gotta have flare for that base...

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This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 3:01 pm
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15718 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15164 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:59 pm to
Nope, not clicking
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

quote: I can’t even imagine showing up to the emergency room and telling the doctor that my bowel area is vibrating because of an engulfed sex toy.



Imagine having such a sarlaac pit of a prolapsed rectum that it “Engulfs” a fricking dildo.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76124 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:59 pm to
I really didn’t know women actually stuck dildos up their asses. That’s hot.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35903 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:00 pm to


Probably wood....

Good vibrations.... Ooooo sweet sensations.
This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 3:01 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27321 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:01 pm to
Always use flaired toys for anal play.

Jesus.

What a rookie.

IWSTTFHA
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5824 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:02 pm to
That's the picture I saw originally but didn't know if posting it would get me banned.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27321 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Imagine having such a sarlaac pit of a prolapsed rectum that it “Engulfs” a fricking dildo.


Um...that's not how it works.

Once you hit a certain point, a woman pulls things into her.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:03 pm to
That was really more of a dildont.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
11526 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:03 pm to
Well...we now know she take it balls deep
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98658 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:03 pm to
I wonder if her parents "Liked" her post?
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
1616 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:03 pm to
Dr. friend of mine, who did ER work for several years paying off loans and building capital, told me the gays came in there constantly with random objects shoved up their asses. One guy came in with a SQUARE glass ashtray crammed 6" up his anus. He said this kind of thing was a not uncommon Saturday night occurrence. One guy came in with his wife. Apparently his wife got carried away pegging him with a squash.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29595 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:04 pm to
She must be a sex worker looking for free publicity...Or we are absolutely doomed as a society.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98658 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Once you hit a certain point, a woman pulls things into her.


Dildos, all your money, your soul...
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166042 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:05 pm to
Emma the Enema
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Or we are absolutely doomed as a society.
thank you, social media
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 3:08 pm to
My family owns plenipotentiary interest in a certain worldwide petroleum-based conglomerate. She is an employee. People wonder what drives up health care costs.

Still it is kind of sexy.
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