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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads
Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:39 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:39 am
In Georgia? Nobody learned a lesson?
Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:42 am to ugasickem
I guess you have a point. What is it?
Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:49 am to ugasickem
Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 3:31 am to OldHickory
They say it can’t be done ….
Posted on 1/10/25 at 3:49 am to BabysArmHoldingApple
There is bound to be a bride by the side of the road somewhere trying to escape.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 4:21 am to ugasickem
We have a short time to get there.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 4:37 am to OldHickory
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Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.
Now just hold on a minute there, son…

Posted on 1/10/25 at 4:57 am to ugasickem
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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads
Because driving on the sidewalks is still frowned upon.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 5:56 am to ugasickem
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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads
To go to work?

Posted on 1/10/25 at 5:58 am to ugasickem
Someone ordered a pizza - this EBTs card ain’t going to spend itself
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 6:00 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 5:59 am to Oswald

Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and Jerry Reed were great.
But damnit Jackie Gleason makes that movie work.
“There is no way you could have come from my loins. As soon as I get home I’m gonna punch your momma in da mouth”
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:00 am to ugasickem
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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads
You're like the anti Willie Nelson
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:03 am to OldHickory
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Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.
Thank you for keeping America great, not all heroes drink Bud Light.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:11 am to OldHickory
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Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there’s beer in Texarkana, and we’re gonna bring it back no matter what it takes.
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But damnit Jackie Gleason makes that movie work
Junior: “Daddy, look at that big, ugly alligator!”
Buford T. Justice: “That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.”
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 6:14 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:16 am to upgrade
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Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and Jerry Reed were great. But damnit Jackie Gleason makes that movie work.
Imagine the cast if it was made today, and instead of trucking for Coors it would be for some fruity Texas IPA.
What helps now in travel time is that the interstate highway network is fully built, but I guess you could “go off highway” near state lines to avoid weigh stations and the epic chase of Bruford T. Justice III, after Junior retired after taking over from his dad in the 1990’s.
And instead of real country we would get some of that bro country instead of some Jerry Reed type country as the soundtrack.
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 6:31 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:44 am to ugasickem
I work overnight in Austell and live in Euharlee. Idiots were pretending they were NASCAR drivers on 75 this morning
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:47 am to Tarps99
Imagine the cast if it was made today, and instead of trucking for Coors it would be for some fruity Texas IPA.
What helps now in travel time is that the interstate highway network is fully built, but I guess you could “go off highway” near state lines to avoid weigh stations and the epic chase of Bruford T. Justice III, after Junior retired after taking over from his dad in the 1990’s.
And instead of real country we would get some of that bro country instead of some Jerry Reed type country as the soundtrack.
Hot Pants Hilliard
If this movie were remade, there is no way they would have hotties dressed like Hot Pants Hilliard. Chicks that liked men. They would have “chicks” with softball bags in the back of their Subaru.
What helps now in travel time is that the interstate highway network is fully built, but I guess you could “go off highway” near state lines to avoid weigh stations and the epic chase of Bruford T. Justice III, after Junior retired after taking over from his dad in the 1990’s.
And instead of real country we would get some of that bro country instead of some Jerry Reed type country as the soundtrack.
Hot Pants Hilliard
If this movie were remade, there is no way they would have hotties dressed like Hot Pants Hilliard. Chicks that liked men. They would have “chicks” with softball bags in the back of their Subaru.
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