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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads

Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:39 am
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:39 am
In Georgia? Nobody learned a lesson?
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
14597 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:42 am to
I guess you have a point. What is it?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:49 am to
Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 3:31 am to
They say it can’t be done ….
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 3:49 am to
There is bound to be a bride by the side of the road somewhere trying to escape.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 4:21 am to
We have a short time to get there.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 4:37 am to
quote:

Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.

Now just hold on a minute there, son…


Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19860 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 4:57 am to
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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads

Because driving on the sidewalks is still frowned upon.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
7468 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 5:56 am to
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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads


To go to work?
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 5:58 am to
Someone ordered a pizza - this EBTs card ain’t going to spend itself
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 6:00 am
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 5:59 am to


Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and Jerry Reed were great.
But damnit Jackie Gleason makes that movie work.

“There is no way you could have come from my loins. As soon as I get home I’m gonna punch your momma in da mouth”
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
38997 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:00 am to
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Why the hell would anyone be on the roads



You're like the anti Willie Nelson
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16599 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:03 am to
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Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.

Thank you for keeping America great, not all heroes drink Bud Light.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:07 am to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21978 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:11 am to
quote:

Look, we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas and back to here in 28 hours to pick up a load of Coors.


The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there’s beer in Texarkana, and we’re gonna bring it back no matter what it takes.

quote:

But damnit Jackie Gleason makes that movie work


Junior: “Daddy, look at that big, ugly alligator!”

Buford T. Justice: “That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.”

This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 6:14 am
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:12 am to
I like a challenge.
Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:13 am to


To go to work?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9935 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:16 am to
quote:

Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and Jerry Reed were great. But damnit Jackie Gleason makes that movie work.


Imagine the cast if it was made today, and instead of trucking for Coors it would be for some fruity Texas IPA.

What helps now in travel time is that the interstate highway network is fully built, but I guess you could “go off highway” near state lines to avoid weigh stations and the epic chase of Bruford T. Justice III, after Junior retired after taking over from his dad in the 1990’s.

And instead of real country we would get some of that bro country instead of some Jerry Reed type country as the soundtrack.


This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 6:31 am
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
2003 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:44 am to
I work overnight in Austell and live in Euharlee. Idiots were pretending they were NASCAR drivers on 75 this morning
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5286 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:47 am to
Imagine the cast if it was made today, and instead of trucking for Coors it would be for some fruity Texas IPA.

What helps now in travel time is that the interstate highway network is fully built, but I guess you could “go off highway” near state lines to avoid weigh stations and the epic chase of Bruford T. Justice III, after Junior retired after taking over from his dad in the 1990’s.

And instead of real country we would get some of that bro country instead of some Jerry Reed type country as the soundtrack.



Hot Pants Hilliard

If this movie were remade, there is no way they would have hotties dressed like Hot Pants Hilliard. Chicks that liked men. They would have “chicks” with softball bags in the back of their Subaru.
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