Why do women like wine so much?

Women are always talking like “Oh girl, I need a glass of wine,” or posing for pictures of them and their girlfriends drinking wine, or liking pages like “Mommy Needs Wine.” I’m convinced most of them don’t really like the taste of wine, but they view it as a woman thing, a socially acceptable way for a woman to get drunk.

Ask one of these women about the wine they drink, and they can’t tell you shite. They drink it because they like the name, or because it’s cheap. I know a girl who drinks a box of wine every couple of days, but she’s not alcoholic because “it’s just wine.”