re: Why do women like wine so much?

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I always get made fun of for my love of Chianti

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Anyone making fun of you for this needs a swift punch in the face, unless you're drinking shite wine.

Sangiovese is the GOAT grape.

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Sangiovese is the GOAT grape.

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Only if you say it with an obnoxious Eurotripesque accent.

In theory, yes, and there are some good ones. They just usually tend to be huge berry bombs because that's what can stand the bourbon barrel aging. Mostly too sweet for me, but that's most domestic reds nowadays.

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Only if you say it with an obnoxious Eurotripesque accent.

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I throw a lisp in there to take it over the top

For the record, I am not anti-wine. I like a glass from time to time.

My only point was that wine has become more of a social marker for some women than a beverage that they truly enjoy. It's a classy way to get lit, and women bond over it. My secretary, for example, loves to drink wine but buys the cheapest swill she can find at the Walmart. She knows "red" and "white" and that's about it.

I'm not hating on women. I love women.

I don’t even pretend to be classy and I’m super excited that pony wine now comes in can form to make horse show packing easier.

Sorry boo

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My secretary, for example, loves to drink wine but buys the cheapest swill she can find at the Walmart. She knows "red" and "white" and that's about it.

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"Omg that label is pretty, let's get it!"

So annoying.

Absolutely.

It's still annoying.

I like wine, frick you