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re: Why do people in New Orleans mispronounce the word “almond”

Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:57 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61430 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:57 pm to
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And they think it’s normal.
there’s a lot of things us people from New Orleans do differently that we think is normal, and it may not be to other folks

But all cultures do that, so what does it matter?

I can’t believe how some people just like to shite all over other people’s accents. It’s not like some can help it. You grow up saying something one way, you have no way of knowing any better.
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 12:09 am
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41759 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:02 am to
I've heard that one both ways so many times I honestly don't know the correct pronunciation. lol.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1770 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:17 am to
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I can’t believe how some people just like to shite all over other people’s accents


Whoa...slow your roll there
This thread isn't that serious
It's Saturday night and we're just having cocktails and some fun
It drives me insane but my own girlfriend pronounces the "L" in salmon
She also thinks that latitude and longitude lines on a globe are highways.
I've learned to just smile and keep drinking
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
4073 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:41 am to
Now do Pecan
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61430 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:43 am to
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This thread isn't that serious
I never took it as such

My husband is from down the bayou and I’m from New Orleans - our kids were put in speech therapy in kindergarten.

It didn’t work.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8947 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:52 am to
In Modesto it's produced Amond (rhymes with Hammond). Why? Because you have to knock the L out of the tree to get them to fall off.



Stanislaus county produces over $800 million in almonds annually.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1770 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:54 am to


LOL. We're cool
but while we're on the topic
People that say "Valentimes" Day instead of "Valentines" Day
This seems to be a thing in Louisiana.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61430 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:57 am to
I like to say SAINT Valentines Day to make people uncomfortable

quote:

This seems to be a thing in Louisiana.
uhhh - I lived in South Texas for a while and it’s very much a thing there too, probably a bigger thing, since it’s Texas
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1478 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 1:30 am to
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To the dumbass who downvoted me, you literally have the means at your finger tips to look up the pronunciation online. Google spells it out for you and even has a handy little button you can click on there that will sound it for you audibly, so you can hear just how wrong you are.


I went back and down voted all of your post in this thread just because it appears to have caused you so much angst.

I also don't give a damn how almond is pronounced as long as I'm not hearing from someone with an f'ing annoying Yankee accent.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13151 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:46 am to
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t…
Posted by OffTheRails
Member since Apr 2025
144 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:47 am to
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And then there is Alamonster...

(BTW, there was actually a street sign in Baton Rouge with Alamonster printed on it.)


Do you mean Almonaster, as in the boulevard? And check the pronunciations of New Orlins and Orleens Avenue.

Now y'all do Bahston - go pahk the cah by the hahba and buy some lobstah.
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1438 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:29 am to
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I’m close to killing myself over it.



AL- mond





AL- mond
AL- mond
AL- mond
AL- mond
AL- mond
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
3138 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:41 am to
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The word is pronounced ALL-mund. Like the Allman Brothers.

But people down here say it with a short A…. AL-mund. Like Al Bundy.

I’m not lying. They do this. And they think it’s normal. I don’t know what to do, but I’m close to killing myself over it.


Lighten up Francis.
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
2427 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:43 am to
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Why do people in New Orleans mispronounce the word “almond”

You just had to axe, didn’t you?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76609 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:44 am to
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But people down here say it with a short A…. AL-mund. Like Al Bundy.


Never heard anyone say it like that
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75812 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:51 am to
The “almond” pronunciation is symptomatic to the NOLA softening (or even dropping) of certain consonants in words.

Lindy Boggs (who had the quintessential Uptown blue-blood accent) called the City “Neu Awl-unz”. No “r” phonic.

The phonic tattletale I always listen for is when I first am seated at a restaurant. The waiter or waitress approaches with menus or water and I thank them for doing so. Their response, if local is overwhelmingly “You welcome”. Again, no “r” phonic heard.

Doesn’t happen much away from South Louisiana.

ETA: Worrying about pronunciation in & around NOLA is a fool’s errand: Norman Robinson did the voiceover for streetcar stops and says “MY- lan” for a street named after Milan, IT-lee.

Just like everyone else says it for 150+ years around there.
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 10:03 am
Posted by noladan
new orleans
Member since Nov 2003
3807 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:53 am to
I’ve lived in here my whole life and everyone I know has always said ALL munds.

Not sure who you’re hanging out with…
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1864 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:57 am to
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Do you mean Almonaster, as in the boulevard?
Almonaster is the correct name in NOLA and BR, but many of the street urchins in both places have said, "ala monster." And there was a street sign in Baton Rouge which was printed, "Alamonster."
Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
3617 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:06 am to
Don’t aks me how to pronounce almond…
You need to learn to appreciate this! You know to lower your expectations thereafter
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91099 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:13 am to
It used to not be like that. My family from New Orleans doesn't speak like that.


But yeah almonds and salmon get the Al bundy treatment from the yats.


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