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re: Why do people in New Orleans mispronounce the word “almond”
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:57 pm to Slippy
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:57 pm to Slippy
quote:there’s a lot of things us people from New Orleans do differently that we think is normal, and it may not be to other folks
And they think it’s normal.
But all cultures do that, so what does it matter?
I can’t believe how some people just like to shite all over other people’s accents. It’s not like some can help it. You grow up saying something one way, you have no way of knowing any better.
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 12:09 am
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:02 am to Nephropidae
I've heard that one both ways so many times I honestly don't know the correct pronunciation. lol.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:17 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
I can’t believe how some people just like to shite all over other people’s accents
Whoa...slow your roll there
This thread isn't that serious
It's Saturday night and we're just having cocktails and some fun
It drives me insane but my own girlfriend pronounces the "L" in salmon
She also thinks that latitude and longitude lines on a globe are highways.
I've learned to just smile and keep drinking
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:43 am to Disco Ball
quote:I never took it as such
This thread isn't that serious
My husband is from down the bayou and I’m from New Orleans - our kids were put in speech therapy in kindergarten.
It didn’t work.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:52 am to Slippy
In Modesto it's produced Amond (rhymes with Hammond). Why? Because you have to knock the L out of the tree to get them to fall off.
Stanislaus county produces over $800 million in almonds annually.
Stanislaus county produces over $800 million in almonds annually.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:54 am to GreenRockTiger
LOL. We're cool
but while we're on the topic
People that say "Valentimes" Day instead of "Valentines" Day
This seems to be a thing in Louisiana.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:57 am to Disco Ball
I like to say SAINT Valentines Day to make people uncomfortable
quote:uhhh - I lived in South Texas for a while and it’s very much a thing there too, probably a bigger thing, since it’s Texas
This seems to be a thing in Louisiana.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 1:30 am to UKWildcats
quote:
To the dumbass who downvoted me, you literally have the means at your finger tips to look up the pronunciation online. Google spells it out for you and even has a handy little button you can click on there that will sound it for you audibly, so you can hear just how wrong you are.
I went back and down voted all of your post in this thread just because it appears to have caused you so much angst.
I also don't give a damn how almond is pronounced as long as I'm not hearing from someone with an f'ing annoying Yankee accent.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:46 am to Slippy
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t…
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:47 am to Rabby
quote:
And then there is Alamonster...
(BTW, there was actually a street sign in Baton Rouge with Alamonster printed on it.)
Do you mean Almonaster, as in the boulevard? And check the pronunciations of New Orlins and Orleens Avenue.
Now y'all do Bahston - go pahk the cah by the hahba and buy some lobstah.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:29 am to Slippy
quote:
I’m close to killing myself over it.
AL- mond
AL- mond
AL- mond
AL- mond
AL- mond
AL- mond
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:41 am to Slippy
quote:
The word is pronounced ALL-mund. Like the Allman Brothers.
But people down here say it with a short A…. AL-mund. Like Al Bundy.
I’m not lying. They do this. And they think it’s normal. I don’t know what to do, but I’m close to killing myself over it.
Lighten up Francis.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:43 am to Slippy
quote:
Why do people in New Orleans mispronounce the word “almond”
You just had to axe, didn’t you?
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:44 am to Slippy
quote:
But people down here say it with a short A…. AL-mund. Like Al Bundy.
Never heard anyone say it like that
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:51 am to Slippy
The “almond” pronunciation is symptomatic to the NOLA softening (or even dropping) of certain consonants in words.
Lindy Boggs (who had the quintessential Uptown blue-blood accent) called the City “Neu Awl-unz”. No “r” phonic.
The phonic tattletale I always listen for is when I first am seated at a restaurant. The waiter or waitress approaches with menus or water and I thank them for doing so. Their response, if local is overwhelmingly “You welcome”. Again, no “r” phonic heard.
Doesn’t happen much away from South Louisiana.
ETA: Worrying about pronunciation in & around NOLA is a fool’s errand: Norman Robinson did the voiceover for streetcar stops and says “MY- lan” for a street named after Milan, IT-lee.
Just like everyone else says it for 150+ years around there.
Lindy Boggs (who had the quintessential Uptown blue-blood accent) called the City “Neu Awl-unz”. No “r” phonic.
The phonic tattletale I always listen for is when I first am seated at a restaurant. The waiter or waitress approaches with menus or water and I thank them for doing so. Their response, if local is overwhelmingly “You welcome”. Again, no “r” phonic heard.
Doesn’t happen much away from South Louisiana.
ETA: Worrying about pronunciation in & around NOLA is a fool’s errand: Norman Robinson did the voiceover for streetcar stops and says “MY- lan” for a street named after Milan, IT-lee.
Just like everyone else says it for 150+ years around there.
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 10:03 am
Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:53 am to Slippy
I’ve lived in here my whole life and everyone I know has always said ALL munds.
Not sure who you’re hanging out with…
Not sure who you’re hanging out with…
Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:57 am to OffTheRails
quote:Almonaster is the correct name in NOLA and BR, but many of the street urchins in both places have said, "ala monster." And there was a street sign in Baton Rouge which was printed, "Alamonster."
Do you mean Almonaster, as in the boulevard?
Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:06 am to Slippy
Don’t aks me how to pronounce almond…
You need to learn to appreciate this! You know to lower your expectations thereafter
You need to learn to appreciate this! You know to lower your expectations thereafter
Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:13 am to Slippy
It used to not be like that. My family from New Orleans doesn't speak like that.
But yeah almonds and salmon get the Al bundy treatment from the yats.
But yeah almonds and salmon get the Al bundy treatment from the yats.
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