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re: Why are Houston drivers such scumbags?

Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:00 am to
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
15550 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:00 am to
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Here is your first problem. If you have someone come up behind you, then you need to change lanes to the right. You are going TOO SLOW.


There was someone directly in front of me you dipshit, you are part of the problem
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
10104 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:11 am to
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I was telling a guy this the other day. We moved to N Dallas in 2006. Traffic was considerably lighter and drivers were much better than south Louisiana. That all changed when CA started emptying. Now people will try to run you off the road if you’re going 5 mph over the speed limit and can’t stay in their own lane.

i was born and raised inside the city limits of Houston, and as such, learned to drive on the mean streets. the population really changed a lot both in sheer numbers and demographics between Katrina and the Great Recession. prior to the 2005-2007 timeframe, Houston drivers were always very agressive, but there was sort some logic and an unspoken but generally agreed upon set of rules. but for the last twenty years, driving in Houston has been barely one step above a Mad Max-esque dystopian horrorscape.

Houston sucks so much now compared to what it used to be.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
18259 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:32 am to
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ve lived here for a year and a half and experience some type of road rage

You're on 610. What the hell did you expect? Go clutch your pearls in some dump of a Louisiana town where you can experience a pace of life compatible with you.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
15550 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:46 am to
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You're on 610. What the hell did you expect? Go clutch your pearls in some dump of a Louisiana town where you can experience a pace of life compatible with you


To not have someone try to hit me with their vehicle. Wouldn't expect an absolute frickin moron such as yourself to understand.

Liverpool is dog shite btw
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70345 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:55 am to
texas drivers love driving slow in the left lane...at least in Louisiana so I would think in Texas also
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
41122 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 11:55 am to
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Sounds like he was in a hurry.



and everyone else just loves to joy ride thru the galleria
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
12841 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 12:10 pm to
Because majority of them originate from sweaty third world countries where they learn to drive like complete psychopaths.

Case in point why Texas isn’t part of the real South. Excluding east Texas of course
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5141 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 12:15 pm to
Why didn't you just shoot him when he was next to you?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4427 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 12:16 pm to
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If you're not going at least 10mph over the speed limit on the DNT, you'll be able to see the whites of the driver's eyes behind you in your rear view mirror.

In Austin, you can just expect people to pull out right in front of you without a care in the world or watch them suddenly cross 3 lanes to make their exit but it's okay because they put on their blinker while they were doing it.


Posted by Maniac979
The Great State of Texas
Member since Jan 2012
2089 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 12:22 pm to
Sounds like the description of a Katrina refuge, not a Texan that's for sure.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5141 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 12:23 pm to
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This happens in all large cities. You can be driving cross country in a leisurely manner and when you get to a city, someone can and will kill you if they don't like your driving.


I've found Chicago drivers to be pretty nice, overall. There are far too many of them, and the streets and highways being so crowded leads to problems, but the drivers themselves try to collaborate, let you merge (if they can), and not do super-aggressive shite.

I left Texas quite a few years ago, but in my limited experience there, there is not one single Texas driver who will EVER admit even the possibility of there being another vehicle within 10 miles. Completely oblivious to anything but their own whims, at all times and all places.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21912 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 12:26 pm to
Wait till you see a 2006 Ultima exit from the far left lane at 80mph.

Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62551 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 12:31 pm to
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prior to the 2005-2007 timeframe, Houston drivers were always very agressive, but there was sort some logic and an unspoken but generally agreed upon set of rules.

This. I remember 80's through most of the 90's, Houston/Texas drivers would actually drive on the right shoulder to let you pass and get around. Left lane was actually for the faster drivers.

Now, I'm pretty sure slow people like to get in the far left lane as their own little FU to the world. And the Freeway is an every person for themselves with short fuses.
Posted by LaLadyinTx
Cypress, TX
Member since Nov 2018
7340 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 2:56 pm to
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Drove Houston freeways for 15 years. If you can drive well there, you can drive anywhere. Just go with the flow, most are assholes so just be an a-hole too


This is correct. The only place in the US that compares to Houston is Miami.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
41122 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:17 pm to
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This. I remember 80's through most of the 90's, Houston/Texas drivers would actually drive on the right shoulder to let you pass and get around. Left lane was actually for the faster drivers.



Texas used to have the wide shoulder so slower drivers could pass. It has been awhile since i drove country east texas so i don't know if that is still a thing

Left lane being the fast lane isn't really a thing inside the beltway, it is often the fasted due to less traffic but thats a function of traffic, not considerate drivers.

There is too many left lane merges like 610 north to 45 or I-10 east to 45 north
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
2203 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:23 pm to
Houston was kinda cool before Katrina.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11377 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:33 pm to
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texas drivers love driving slow in the left lane...at least in Louisiana so I would think in Texas also


That might be true on I-10 between Houston and anywhere in Louisiana or other parts of Texas but the 610 Loop and even the Beltway are the extremes including 59 and 45. You drive in the left lane and don't keep up you are going to get your balls busted and it really doesn't matter if someone is in front of you or not. It's the frustration being taken out on the closet driver. I have to make this God awful drive on this wretched stretch of road by the Galleria twice a day and there is no rationale. OP is lucky it wasn't a standing still parking lot and he was moving. That's why people drive like retards. It's the frustration of being stuck in traffic and then getting an opportunity to go fast. .
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
41122 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:45 pm to
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That might be true on I-10 between Houston and anywhere in Louisiana


the issue with "slow left lane texas drivers" is a function of I-10 being a shite show

it needed to be 3 lanes from Houston to the basin bridge 20 years ago. There is way too much 18 wheel traffic on it so the right lane is always slow. You can be going the speed limit in the left lane and passing cars.

i hate that drive so much
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74613 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:19 pm to
You just got interstate heart checked.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23616 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:47 pm to
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It is better to slow down and let the guy pass. Be the bigger man....let the redneck do his nonsense



People who drive like that around here don't usually look too red, and come from a country south of here where driving laws are only a suggestion.
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