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Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:28 pm to Hangover Haven
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What is this bidet toilet?
Is it a bidet or a toilet?
This is the one I have...it shoots cold, warm and hot water, and it has a function for men and vaginas.
quote:
LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Hot and Cold Water, Self-Cleaning, Dual Nozzle, Non-Electric Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear and Feminine Wash, Lever Control (Blue)
LINK
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:33 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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booty crumbs
The science term is butt coffee.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:39 pm to Mo Jeaux
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Why not?
I am very protective of my b hole. Don’t want anything up there
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:48 pm to danilo
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I am very protective of my b hole. Don’t want anything up there
You've never been in a hot tub jacuzzi and sat against one of the jets? It's no different
Posted on 6/3/25 at 6:31 pm to Hangover Haven
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What is this bidet toilet? Is it a bidet or a toilet?
I remember them as being separate from the toilet. Like that Crocodile Dundee video from an earlier post. That made no sense to me or to America. Now they are integrated into the toilet. There are retrofits, but the nice ones have all the options like drying, automatic lid open/close/ etc. I think the one I used self cleans the nozzle too.
The first time I used one was fifteen years ago in Japan. I saw the button with the arse logo and under the logo it said “cheeks”. Ha!
When I pressed the button and it started cleaning I was like holy smokes it knows exactly where to clean.
Will be building a new house in the next couple years. I already requested bidets.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 6:33 pm to Mariner
You don’t need a separate bowl for this.
I have an attachment under the seat that squirts me right in the chocolate starfish.
I have an attachment under the seat that squirts me right in the chocolate starfish.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 6:48 pm to Mariner
The first time I went to Cabo the Garza Blanca had heated toilet seats and bidets. My morning craps were actually, for the first time, super enjoyable
Posted on 6/3/25 at 6:51 pm to Mariner
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Why are they not the standard with new houses and renovations?
I have two in my house, and I’m having a third installed.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 6:55 pm to Mariner
quote:What if you live in a city like Detroit... the toxicity of the water spraying death upon an area which would bring that poison into the bloodstream.
Why are bidet toilets not becoming prevalent in the USA?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 7:44 pm to profdillweed
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You've never been in a hot tub jacuzzi and sat against one of the jets? It's no different
I wasn’t in the jacuzzi raw. Had a layer of protection
Posted on 6/3/25 at 7:49 pm to Mariner
I’m literally sitting in the guest bathroom killing time because I know having to wipe and not bidet will be shitty.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 7:50 pm to Mariner
Dirty troglodytes.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:32 pm to Jmcc64
Sock
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:41 pm to Joshjrn
quote:This makes a ton of sense
Trick I learned from this board, maybe from Fr33? When you first sit down, give yourself a quick hit with the water. Basically lubricates everything and keeps anything from sticking. Anything that manages to stick anyway washes right off into the toilet.
And now I’m intrigued
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:25 pm to Mariner
Mine have remotes. Best invention ever. During wuhan tp crisis, not a worry here. Warm seat, warm water, warm fan dryer, and sanitizer. One has a night light. If you have a scheduled colonoscopy? No wear and tear back there.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:34 pm to BestBanker
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No wear and tear back there.
I always love my bidet, but I never love it more than the rare times when I’m having GI distress. If you’re shitting stomach acid a half dozen times, basically not having to wipe is absolutely life changing.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:00 pm to Clyde Tipton
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I've heard good things, but with the shits I take, there is no way it possibly works.
Oh you sweet summer child. I was in your boat for years and years. Still poop. Until now with the bidet. Its a lifechanger.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:10 pm to Mariner
I used one in Europe.
It was like squatting over a drinking fountain. The water did nothing but make me wet. I even reached behind and guided the nozzle to better angle the thing.
It did nothing for me.
It was like squatting over a drinking fountain. The water did nothing but make me wet. I even reached behind and guided the nozzle to better angle the thing.
It did nothing for me.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:35 pm to Mariner
For those that don't understand just go ahead and order a cheap one off of Amazon and I promise you won't regret the $30ish they cost
Indescribably better than using shite paper
Indescribably better than using shite paper
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