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Why 40th Birthday such a big deal to women...

Posted on 9/19/17 at 8:58 am
Posted by LAS
Member since Aug 2017
532 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 8:58 am
Please help me understand
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:00 am to
They know they are getting old and dried up. Last chance to throw their cat around before no one wants it anymore.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:00 am to
The wall....its undefeated.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:01 am to
It's a scientific fact that the female DNA switches into "officially not giving a shite" mode when it comes to working out or having sex at age 40.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:01 am to
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Please help me understand



Approaching age where childbearing will no longer be an option. Change in fertility status is a mindf***.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61801 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:03 am to
It's mainly a good excuse to go have a good time.
It's not just women. I enjoyed the hell out of my 40th
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80831 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:03 am to
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It's a scientific fact that the female DNA switches into "officially not giving a shite" mode when it comes to working out or having sex at age 40.




Definitely not true. My GFs sex drive shot through the fricking roof after 40 and if anything is only going up.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61594 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:05 am to
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GF


quote:

after 40


You're doing it wrong
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:05 am to
They actually become sluts after 40 because reality sets in.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80831 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:07 am to
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You're doing it wrong



Touche
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:07 am to
Because our window is rapidly closing, if not already slammed shut. It sucks.

Not 40 yet, but I'm feeling it.
This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 9:08 am
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:09 am to
They know they're about to be traded in on a newer model
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:09 am to
It's the start of their insides turning to stone!
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62218 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:09 am to
Just 40th?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138857 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:09 am to
40 = certified pre-owned
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:10 am to
quote:

Approaching age where childbearing will no longer be an option. Change in fertility status is a mindf***.

Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41847 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:10 am to
After 40 is when they start doing MomPov videos.
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:11 am to
Having a GF who's over 40 is like going to the bank back in the ol school days... You trade her in for two 20s... ;-)
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:11 am to
Well, y'all win the most important battle - you live longer on average.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:12 am to
Cause it's fricking depressing that is why.

It's the start of officially being old.
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