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Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:18 am to BigPerm30
Well, if you marry a good one a career, children to help you raise, and badass co captain to navigate the ship through the choppy waters of life
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:19 am to madmaxvol
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Approaching age where childbearing will no longer be an option. Change in fertility status is a mindf***.
Yeah, been thinking about a vasectomy, but the idea of not being able to pregnate is weird.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:19 am to crazyLSUstudent
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co captain
there is only one captain
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:21 am to Displaced
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before no one wants it anymore.
I wouldn't turn down a woman over 40
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:24 am to LAS
That's when they can pick up younger men to make them feel better about themselves without guilt.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:33 am to LAS
I'll let you know when my wife gets there seven years from now.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:52 am to Evil Little Thing
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Because our window is rapidly closing, if not already slammed shut.
I had a deal with myself...if not married and no kids by 40, big party. So, not married and no kids at 40, I had a big party. Even registered for gifts. All those bitches I bought wedding shower and baby shower gifts for, all the graduations and kids' schools fundraisers I donated to, not to mention bridesmaid dresses, bachelorette parties, and travel to weddings and bachelorette parties, it was payback time.
This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 10:53 am
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:54 am to NoHoTiger
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All those bitches I bought wedding shower and baby shower gifts for, all the graduations and kids' schools fundraisers I donated to, not to mention bridesmaid dresses, bachelorette parties, and travel to weddings and bachelorette parties, it was payback time.
nice
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:55 am to NoHoTiger
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not married and no kids at 40
Damn....my condolences. I guess it's better than not married with kids at 40.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:56 am to LAS
Uh, it's a big deal to everyone, even Jimmy Buffett.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:56 am to NoHoTiger
And knowing women, your friends were likely very offended and put off at the nerve of you doing that.
Maybe not to your face, but they definitely shat on you behind your back.
God damn women are awful. I would totally be gay if not for the gay stuff.
Maybe not to your face, but they definitely shat on you behind your back.
God damn women are awful. I would totally be gay if not for the gay stuff.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:59 am to BigPerm30
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Damn....my condolences
No condolences needed. I'm perfectly fine with. Just not the way my life was meant to be.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:00 am to NoHoTiger
Did you get a lot of gifts?
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:01 am to yellowfin
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At first it was weird hitting on a chick that was born after I graduated high school but you get used to it
Truth.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:01 am to Bluefin
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It's a scientific fact that the female DNA switches into "officially not giving a shite" mode when it comes to working out or having sex at age 40.
there's a ton of wrong in that statement. hell i can hardly keep up with my wife and her bull.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:09 am to Displaced
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And knowing women, your friends were likely very offended and put off at the nerve of you doing that.
Nah, for the most part, my friends are great and loved the idea. We had a blast.
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Maybe not to your face, but they definitely shat on you behind your back.
Maybe. But, I'm aware that women are bitches.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:10 am to lsunurse
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Did you get a lot of gifts?
For the most part. It was a set of wine glasses and champagne flutes, a bar set, that kind of thing.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:11 am to NoHoTiger
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NoHoTiger
I love it!! You were due some reciprocity.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:11 am to Evil Little Thing
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I love it!! You were due some reciprocity.
what happened to "it is better to give than to receive?"
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