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re: Why 40th Birthday such a big deal to women...
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:38 am to LAS
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:38 am to LAS
40 is the last even numbered birthday before menopause, sagging flat titties, dry puss, and weight gain to get that grandma look.
A curvy perky tittied 50 yr. old is a rare bird indeed.
A curvy perky tittied 50 yr. old is a rare bird indeed.
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:38 am to sicboy
I turn 34 Saturday. Yikes.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:38 am to sicboy
"Gotta love those high school girls.. I keep getting older; they stay the saaaame age..."
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:38 am to LAS
Because at the point it's over, D-O-N-E
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:38 am to SabiDojo
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I turn 34 Saturday. Yikes.
old fart
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:40 am to 777Tiger
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:42 am to LAS
Every birthday after 30 is awful 
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:42 am to SabiDojo
just makes me realize how old I'm getting, when you were born I had just started working for my present employer
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:43 am to 777Tiger
I turn 42 on Friday and I got carded last weekend.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:43 am to LAS
Tainted uterus.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:44 am to Janky
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I turn 42 on Friday and I got carded last weekend.
trying to get a head start on those AARP discounts?
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:46 am to LAS
Cause they know they are irrelevant in the scheme of life. Once a women's looks go what do they have?
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:50 am to LAS
Most women give up and look like shite at 22, so it shouldn't be that big a deal.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:51 am to lsunurse
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I'm thankful that at least I look younger than my age, even if only by a couple of years.
ain't much difference in 65 to 70
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:53 am to BigPerm30
I was having a conversation with a bartender the other day and somehow the subject of age came up.. i said 'What year were you born?' And she said '1991'... after she walked away, my friends and i looked at each other kind of in disbelief, and we were like 1991?! 1991 seems like 6 months ago... How is it even possible to have an adult conversation with someone who was born in 1991? Such is life, i guess...
Posted on 9/19/17 at 9:57 am to Blob Fish
Hormones.
Like men, the age at which at which hormonal changes happens to women varies, but between 36 and 49, it hits them all.
And it hits harder faster.
The downhill for guys is a long gentle bunny slope. Women find themselves on the black diamond olympic downhill on ice.
One out of 7 men never lose testosterone level.
No women last past 53. Few last to 48 with normal hormones.
I was in my 60s. I got androgel and my testosterone is in normal range for 35.
Like men, the age at which at which hormonal changes happens to women varies, but between 36 and 49, it hits them all.
And it hits harder faster.
The downhill for guys is a long gentle bunny slope. Women find themselves on the black diamond olympic downhill on ice.
One out of 7 men never lose testosterone level.
No women last past 53. Few last to 48 with normal hormones.
I was in my 60s. I got androgel and my testosterone is in normal range for 35.
This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 10:01 am
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:08 am to Sweltering Chill
At first it was weird hitting on a chick that was born after I graduated high school but you get used to it
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:11 am to Evil Little Thing
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Not 40 yet, but I'm feeling it.
is that you in your avi?
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:13 am to Happygilmore
I wish 
it's Trudy Weigel dressed as an undercover prostitute on Reno 911.
it's Trudy Weigel dressed as an undercover prostitute on Reno 911.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 10:13 am to lsunurse
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your metabolism sucks
Proven myth.
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