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re: Which one of you drove home drunk Sunday morning and passed out before you made it inside?

Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:33 am to
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23396 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:33 am to
I live in a pretty nice area, but there was a work truck that was at the local mcdonalds parked halfway into a spot when I went past to a gas station with the lights on.

The sheriff later posted that the two guys had smoked meth and blacked out trying to get food.

Very fortunate it didnt happen on the double divided highway where cars are moving 55+.

Addiction is a terrible thing and harms everyone around the addict.
Posted by Joe_Dirte
The Boot
Member since Feb 2019
910 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:33 am to
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Ahhh, we’ve all been there.



I've had my share of benders before, but I've never slept face first on concrete on a Sunday morning...........lol. that dude was trashed. was he dressed for church?
Posted by Germantiger001
Southeast LA
Member since Jun 2016
1203 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:34 am to
That’ll buff out
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69191 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:35 am to
BRPD should be embarrassed with that response time.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3401 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:41 am to
Goddamn!
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24572 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:43 am to
That looks more like driving on ketamine than alcohol
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24181 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:44 am to
Did I hear right at the end he said he was threatening to shoot them?
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12300 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:50 am to
Sweet arse yeti hat baw
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47810 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:52 am to
i bet that cold concrete felt so good
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18554 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:14 am to
To many Dickey Dogooders out there like this little snitch with his phone camera wanting to be Mr. Public Safety hero. Probably was a damn hall monitor in school. Little bitch. That guy only screwed up his own truck. He'll have to deal with it but these bitches wanna snitch and get him to jail. He made it home and into a parking spot. Give the man some credit.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20118 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:18 am to
That’ll buff out.
Posted by John somers
Los Proxima
Member since Oct 2024
1622 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:22 am to
Da's my cousin Pookie.

He got problems. His chicken head ol' lady been lettin' some white boy over by Sonic tap they azz.

Cut him some slack.

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That guy only screwed up his own truck


Fk that. He could have run over a kid very easily. Go drive plastered somewhere other than in my neighborhood where my kids go to school.

Idiot drunks.
This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 9:25 am
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1596 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:25 am to
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That guy only screwed up his own truck. He'll have to deal with it but these bitches wanna snitch and get him to jail. He made it home and into a parking spot. Give the man some credit.


And the driver reveals himself!

You get a cookie for making it home. Great job!

Free car washes for a year for not killing yourself. You da man!

Keep your freedom and peace of mind for the rest of your life for not killing anyone else. You rock!
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18554 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:27 am to
Wasn't me, I don't drive a truck.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27778 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:27 am to
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Ahhh, we’ve all been there.
Any truth to the rumor that the beans served in Orleans Parish Prison are too salty?


This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 9:28 am
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18554 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Fk that. He could have run over a kid very easily. Go drive plastered somewhere other than in my neighborhood where my kids go to school.

Idiot drunks.


I was being a bit facetious. I wouldn't want someone like that driving around. But I just hate the whole Dickey Doright thing with this hero following around and videoing. Dude just call the cops and go on about your business. Damn wanna be hero.
This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 9:29 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24181 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:31 am to
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t I just hate the whole Dickey Doright thing with this hero following around and videoing. Dude just call the cops and go on about your business. Damn wanna be hero.

You’re an idiot. Hopefully one of your family members is killed by a drunk then you’d want someone directing police to the suspect

Yeah let’s just call them on Essen and have no idea where to find the guy 10 minutes later
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8689 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:35 am to
Can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning I guess
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21757 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:35 am to
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When he was pulling into the appt complex, why didn't the guys just get you and take his keys?

Once he exited the vehicle, he wasn’t a harm to anyone else other than himself. No need to insert yourself at that point.
Once he face planted, I probably would have at least checked on him at that point.
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Who served him in that condition?


Plenty of places will serve you past that point. Been several years since I’ve done the bar scene, but I’ve actually seen people get served to the point of passing out at the bar. Many bartenders don’t care as long as you’re paying. Plus the bartender gets to add the 20% tip to the card for not closing the tab
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24181 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Once he exited the vehicle, he wasn’t a harm to anyone else other than himself. No need to insert yourself at that point. Once he face planted, I probably would have at least checked on him at that point.

The guy tells the operator he was reaching in his waistband and threatened to shoot them
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