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re: Which one of you drove home drunk Sunday morning and passed out before you made it inside?

Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11941 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:25 pm to
How the hell did he intentionally put the emergency blinkers on?

For a bit, I thought he'd be driving on one tire, the left front one, after he smoked the left rear.

Who has he blamed for the two flats?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15278 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:28 pm to
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Just think, had he hurt someone en rte, not only does he wake up with black out memory mega hangover, his freedom is over and what he did weighs on him until he dies.


The fear of this and watching it happen to others made me finally grow up and quit fricking around with alcohol before I found out. Now I basically don’t drink at all much less drink then drive anytime soon after. Down to maybe 3 beers in a month or less.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19502 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:49 pm to
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I was being a bit facetious. I wouldn't want someone like that driving around. But I just hate the whole Dickey Doright thing with this hero following around and videoing. Dude just call the cops and go on about your business. Damn wanna be hero.


Your hook was likely too shiny here
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37081 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 4:37 pm to
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How the hell did he intentionally put the emergency blinkers on?


Pretty sure those go on automatically when you wreck. He wrecked. And then proceeded to drive for another 15 minutes.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89822 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 4:41 pm to
Probably claim racism.


Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3237 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 4:43 pm to
Holy Hell. I’ve been shitfaced my share of times but never so bad that I would ruin my car trying to drive it on three wheels and faceplant on concrete.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102772 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 5:01 pm to
Been there many times unfortunately. Once made it back to the hotel I was staying at and never got out of the truck, passed smooth out with engine idling in parking lot for 6 hours
Posted by TheosDeddy
Member since May 2024
1468 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 5:32 pm to
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Who served him in that condition?


Lol the gas station
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2546 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 5:41 pm to
Wish he had hit his head and died. We need less of people like that in this world. Nothing about that is humorous.
Posted by Rainier Fog
Member since Jul 2025
1253 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 7:23 pm to
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That dude wasn't drunk, he was fricked up on something else...



You saying he got some of that George Floyd juice?
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4395 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:38 am to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16681 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:48 am to
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To many Dickey Dogooders out there like this little snitch with his phone camera wanting to be Mr. Public Safety hero


I’ve called in two drunk drivers and performed a citizen’s arrest on another at a gas station. Nothing worse than a drunk. Thankfully I don’t live in La so the cops showed up very quickly.
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
366 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:56 am to
I watched the whole video. Maybe I’m reverse racist because I expected a Jelly Roll looking guy to get out of that truck. Did not expect Shock G (Humpty Hump).

Seriously this why I moved out of Baton Rouge over a decade ago and would never live in the failed experiment that is American cities. This guy could have killed so many people. No excuse why it took the cops that long to respond. The dispatcher sounded like she was probably doing her nails during the call. Where I live, police response time is under 3 minutes. Usually more like 90 seconds.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5056 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 8:05 am to
Someone needs to make an “in” gif of the faceplant
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108362 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 8:09 am to
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I’ve called in two drunk drivers and performed a citizen’s arrest on another at a gas station. Nothing worse than a drunk. 




Good work. We have been running Drunk driving checkpoints all across our neighborhood the past 6 months. HOA working hand in glove wih the sherrifs.

Believe it or not we arrest way more people on golf carts than in cars.
This post was edited on 2/4/26 at 8:10 am
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1602 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 6:17 pm to
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Believe it or not we arrest way more people on golf carts than in cars.


Gay…
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92299 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 6:22 pm to
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Believe it or not we arrest way more people on golf carts than in cars.


you in Peachtree?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37081 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:18 pm to
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Believe it or not we arrest way more people on golf carts than in cars


I'd believe it. Driving a golf cart hammered just feels so natural.

But I also believe that the penalties for drunk driving should be commensurate with the potential to do harm.

Drunk driving a semi, book thrown at you.

Drunk driving a bike, $50 fine.

Drunk driving a golf cart, somewhere in between.
Posted by CantStandYou
…….
Member since Nov 2023
29 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:23 pm to
Citizen’s arrest? Sure pal!
Posted by Da Sheik
Mar a Lago
Member since Sep 2007
9280 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:26 pm to
Pussy cops! Wtf they should have taken him down early in the video. Cat could have killed someone.
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